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Jesus loves ya… Ask Zuck…

I thought Facebook was doomed… Remember when fake Nigerian Doctor, Stella Immanuel, who undoubtedly earned her medical degree at the Lagos branch of Trump University, threatened in a tweet… “Hello Facebook put back my profile page and videos up or your computers will start crashing till you do. You are not bigger than God. I promise you. If my page is not back up face book will be down in Jesus name.”  Shit... That was over a week and a half ago. Ya think maybe ZuckerNozzle did a deal with Jesus?

Was Jesus a Nigerian Prince?

AdScam's New Year!

Well, here we are in 2018 and Der Trumpf hasn't yet started World War 111. The picture in the attic is keeping me going, and Kate keeps going on. In order to put you all in an optimistic mood, here is a reposting of "George Parker speaks to the nation." A display of the power of language put together by my good mate Ralph "The Cartoonist" Zeigermann, of London.

New Year resolution... Stop breaking shit!

Buy… Buy… For Fucks Sake Buy!

So, the stock market closed down nearly five hundred points this afternoon. Do these people have any fucking idea what they are doing? Yeah, I know... Another dumb question.

Trust me... I'm a professional!

a good time was had by one and all!

Did my thing last night in a brewery... Yes, in his wisdom, Professor Kolstad organized my speaking event for the benefit of his lucky students... In a fucking brewery. What more can I say? The man is a fucking prince. A good time was had by one and all. I am now facing the prospect of a six hour drive back to Boise. I used to do it in five or less, but the number of tickets received from the Idaho State Police (who look remarkably like members of the SS) has put the damper on that. Anyway. I will post more when I get home, and not to panic... I promise at least one Kate picture... Later!

Kate picture should go here

listen up… Listen the fuck up!

You have to understand that there are very few of us original Mad Men still left plowing the triple Martini trenches of Madison Avenue. You have to understand that most of us habituate places a little far afield these day. You also have to understand that we are “The Genuine Creatives.”  Meaning that, unlike fid not, unlike the world’s most famous uber wankers, rely on Judy Wald to shuffle us into Ted Bates in the rancid

drugs, rock & roll, advertising, marketing, blogging, Hitler, Kate Moss. Fucktard, douchenozzle.

Thanks. Get the orgasmic, sex, drugs, rock & roll version of Mad Men, it’s on Amazon. Cheers/George http://tinyurl.com/3rda3wy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thanks for reading. Get the orgasmic, sex, drugs, rock & roll version of Mad Men, it’s on Amazon. Cheers/George