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In a sad demonstration of how fucked up present day society has become, news today that the Vatican has issued an order prohibiting mourners at the Popes lying in state from taking selfies with his dead body as they file past. JD Vance was taken away in handcuffs as he tried to claim his "Trophy" shot."
'Cos it's Friday.
After learning that JD Vance murdered the Pope, here's the latest from the Borowitz Report) — Arguing that "it's the smartest way to go," Donald J. Trump urged the Vatican on Monday to select the next pope from the cast of "Fox & Friends." "You want to have a pope who's good on TV," Trump said. "The 'Fox & Friends' people are the best TV people in the business."
Meantime... Back at AdScam...
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Conspiracy theorists are about to have a field day. They will find it somewhat more than coincedental that one of the last people to see the Pope alive was US Vice President, J.D.Vance!!! After all, Der Trumpf was not a fan of the Papacy... Unless he gets elected to the office after winning his fifth Nobel Peace Prize.
Why not?
So, smoke those "Bunnies" and puff on those White House sponsored rolling "Oligarch Eggs." And by the way... Where the fuck are the 750 countries who were lined up pleading to kiss Der Trumpf's arse?
I'm waiting for him down here!!!
