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An even more important question???

I didn't post yesterday as my internet connection was down. I think my pet elephant stood on the cables, or something. It probably had been sipping my breakfast martini. Cheeky bugger. Curiously, my last post was about having a birthday on the 29th of February in a leap year. Then in the news this morning there was this... “After being born on a leap day in 1996, Dillon Glass faced thin odds of having his own child be born on the same day. But that is exactly what happened on Thursday, when his baby boy Archer was born at 7.47am at Iowa Methodist medical center. Glass and Archer each had only a one in 1,461 chance of being born as so-called leaplings. The odds that one leapling would father another are even smaller.” 

That deserves yet another drink.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

An important question???

Today is February 29th, cos it’s a Leap Year. So, if you are born on this date, do you only have a birthday every four years? This would mean that famed composer, Gioachino Rossini, who was born February 29th, 1792, was only 19 when he died 76 years later in 1868. Which would make him younger than Mozart... And more prolific for his age. Further proof that here at AdScam, we only ask the really important shit.  

That deserves a drink!!!

Fun fact of the day.

This just in... Der Trumpf has offered the New York appeals court a bond of only $100 million to pause the more than $450 million judgment he faces in his civil fraud case, he added that he might need to sell some of his properties unless he gets relief. The only relief the fucktard deserves is a glass of Alka Seltzer. It’s a gob smacking acknowledgment that he is racing the clock to either secure a bond from a sucker or produce the full amount himself and lacks the resources to do so. Without a bond, the NY attorney general’s office, which brought the fraud case, could seek to collect from Trump at any moment. Yeah!!! 

Maybe he could sell one of his casinos. Oh, wait a minute. 

Fox News... Would you like sprinkles on that?

Joke news channel... Fox... Never ceases to amaze me at how low they will go in their never-ending efforts to suck up to the MAGA ”Morans.” Now Fox News host Jesse Watters has linked Biden's love of ice cream to Alzheimer's disease. He made the asinine comments when the president spoke to reporters while eating ice cream after taping a segment for NBC's Late Night with Seth Meyers. In his infinite wisdom, Walters explained... "You know who lights up for ice cream? Children and the elderly. There's a reason caregivers deliver ice cream to their patients in nursing homes." He then explained that the Alzheimer's Association says ice cream is "a favorite for people with diminished faculties." Kinda like the Fox News audience! What a douchenozzle.  

Whereas Trump will Big Mac himself to death.  

King Twat stops being a Twat... For a bit.

The other day, I did a post about Elon Musk’s rusty car company, Tesla, stiffing a pie company in San Jose after ordering 4,000 pies, then cancelling without payment just before delivery. Apparently, Elon has searched behind the cushions on his solid gold recliner and come up with the $2,000 in loose change necessary to pay the bill. What a guy... I promise never to say a bad thing about him ever again.  

As Zippy the Pin Head would say... Nahhh!!! 

Attention Candle Smokers!!!

My good friend and ace AdScamer, Carol Sargent, knowing my distaste for the “Celebrity” TV spots we are currently besieged by, reminds me of one from 2021 for the BIC EZ Reach lighter, featuring the unusual duo of Marha Stewart and Snoop Dog. She uses it to light candles. He uses it for, you'll never guess what? Snoop Dogg wryly asks Stewart to share a bowl with him, but she pretends not to understand. Yeah... Right.

Uncle Willie understands. 

 

Quote of the day from Wonkette...

But as we say, IVF — used in about two percent of all births today — is also a very popular procedure, even among Bible-believin’ “pro-life” Republican couples who want 1) a baby and 2) to see asylum seekers shot dead at the border because we have to have laws or we’re not even a country anymore. 

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