AdScam/The Horror!

The idiot has spoken.

In a recent interview, Eric Trump, the fucktard son of Der Trumpf said... “People can’t afford life anymore” and he spent $130 to fill up his SUV as prices remain persistently high. As gas is now under $3.00 a gallon, I have to ask myself, what the fuck is he driving, a Sherman tank? 

Who knows... Who cares?

 

 

Yes... It’s Friday.

Time for T.G.I.K.M.F.  

Enjoy!!! 

Dunking Douchenozzles Return.

Over at AdAge they are drooling over the upcoming Super Bowl Fuck Fest of advertising. Celebrity mania is their boot licking way to go. They feature the top five of last year's game. Up near the top is Ben Affleck’s Dunking's spot. A testament to passing of time (and celebrity relationships), the spot follows Affleck creating boy band The Dunkings to impress his (now ex-wife Jennifer Lopez). It features Matt Damon, Tom Brady, Jack Harlow and Fat Joe also making appearances in the spot. The campaign also included a very orange and pink limited-edition line of Dunkings tracksuits that reportedly sold out in minutes, proving there is no limit to the stupidity of Dunking Dick Heads. Oh, and all the celebs trousered $10 million each!  

Indeed... Indeed!!!

 

 

Shopaholic's Rejoyce!!!

OK... Black Friday is over Cyber Monday has gone. You’ve blown your next month’s trailer rental money. What the fuck are you going to do? Don’t worry... AdScam will come to the rescue. I’m thinking of creating “Tits-Up-Tuesday.” Yes, all you have to do is take the kids school lunch money and buy a beautiful Trump Gold Bible. That’ll see you through the winter. 

Tits Up What? 

 

Your lifelong ambition is about to be realized!!!

Haven't you always wanted to be recognized as the world’s greatest expert on something? Well now, just in time for the holiday road trips, Lyft is rolling out of Restroom Finder, a community-driven feature that allows drivers to easily discover, rate, and add restroom locations. Yes, you can be the ultimate shithouse expert. People will look to you when they are desperate for a piss, a crap, or a wank.  

Go for it! 

 

A million a bite!!!

The Douchenozzle who paid $6.2 million for a banana auctioned at Sotheby's last week, actually ate it on Friday. He said it tasted like a Big Mike banana. A strain which hasn't existed for over one hundred years. Further proof that the Douchenozzle is also a Fucktard.  

I still think these snacks are a bit pricey!