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Currently, the tired old Advertising rag, Ad Age is running a pathetic promotion called Ad Age’s Under 40, 40 honorees, or something. Here’s what they say about it... “The thread of creativity runs deep among Ad Age’s 2024 40 Under 40 honorees. Many are making their mark in new business ventures while others fuel innovation in established categories. This year’s list of executives, narrowed down from several hundred entries, offers a look at the forces steering advertising today.” Listen... In my centuries in the business, I never met anyone under 40 who knew anything about anything.They where all wankers.
If not Fucktards.
So, here we are not far away from another Halloween farrago once again. Yet another fake American holiday that is yet another excuse for fucktards to blow their minimum wage cash on. Listen up... If you don’t get the day off, hopefully with pay... It ain’t a holiday. Got it? And the most pathetic part... According to the National Retail Federation, Americans are expected to spend more this Halloween than any other year -- $13.14 billion, up from $8.05 billion in 2020. About $3 billion of that will be spent on candy alone; which translates to about $30.40 that each person is spending on candy. Douchenozzles will also spend $4.0 billion on ridiculous costumes for their long suffering pets!!!
Der Trumpf calls it a "Haitian Hero.”
You had to laugh at the news yesterday that the Obergropenfuhrer staged a 10 minute phot op at a Mcdonalds using paid actors to prove he can out fry Kamila. The best bit is that Newsweek has an article showing that “Truth Fart,” his flailing media company's quarterly revenue is less than that of an average McDonald's franchise, Franchise disclosure documents show that an average franchised McDonald's restaurant makes $3.5 million annually. When divided by four to estimate quarterly revenue, this comes to $876,250, which is several hundred dollars more than Trumpf farce.
After my casinos, the future is fries!
I was somewhat shocked to see that Montefiore Einstein hospital ran a full-page ad in last Sunday’s New York Times headlined “Best heart transplant program in the U.S.” Yes indeed, the next time I’m in need of a heart transplant I shall remember the ad and book myself in. And if I ever get cancer, I’ll remember the campaign they ran in the NY Times featuring break dancers with the headline. "Talent is best spotted early. So is cancer" By the way... A full-page color ad in the Times costs about $159,000 plus.
The fuckers are nuts.
