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Yes... I survived Friday the Thirteenth,

As I posted yesterday, Friday the Thirteenth is not a good day for me. But, with the aid of Kate's magic spells and multiple Gin & Tonics, I am still here. So, you’ll have to put up with my rants and raves for a while longer. 

Pay attention!!!

It’s T.G.I.K.M.F... With a Screech!!!

Yes, it is Friday... But it’s Friday the Thirteenth. That’s the day I almost died in a plane crash in Tobago whilst shooting McVities commercials... God, the things I used to do for clients where legendary. Read all about it, plus the sex, drugs, Rock & roll of those glorious days in “Confessions of a Mad Man.” Click on the link on the left. It’s less than the price of a pint. 

Kate goes wickedly witchy. 

 

World’s worst businessman proves it again.

Der Trumpf’s fake social media stock “DJT” continues to crater, particularly after Kamala severely kicked his arse during his disastrous debate performance on Tuesday. At this rate, when he cashes out his stock in a couple of weeks.... Will there be anything left to cash out? Meantime, his legal fines and fees continue to go through the roof. 

DJT Will also go through the roof! 

Kamala kicked Trumps arse.

I watched the debate last night in which Kamala scored big points, whilst Der Trumpf went into melt-down mode dragging up old chestnuts like the size of the crowds at his rallies How foreign countries are emptying theei jails and lunatic asylums and sending millions here to rape and kill us all. Best bit was when he repeated the false claim that illegal Haition migrants in Ohio are killing and eating the locals pet dogs and cats. As the moderator pointed out... That’s bullshit. To cap off the night, Taylor Swift endorsed Kamala. Signing her post as “Childless Cat Lady.” Nice one Taylor!

Yes indeed!!!

 

To laptop or not to laptop?

Apple freaks were standing in line yesterday waiting for their nearest Apple store to open so they could haul out their credit cards and rack up the big bucks to get the very latest iPhone 16 and 16 Pro. These beauty’s do everything your current phone does but are two inches bigger. In other words, the size of a fucking laptop. So... Why not get a fucking laptop?  

Better yet!!! 

The art of non-stop grifting...

No one grifts as completely and all-encompassing as Der Trumpf. The Washington Post has a piece... “Trump cashes in during final weeks of his presidential campaign” Pointing out that the MAGA “Morans” are now lining up to buy his new digital trading cards and one-inch squares of his old blue suits. But here’s the best bit... His company’s website also sells a variety of political merchandise at higher prices than his campaign charges for the same items. A “Make America Great Again” hat that sells for $55 on his company website costs $40 through the campaign. A 3x5 flag from the campaign costs $43, while the same size flag on the company’s site costs $86. Guess which sells the most of this crap?  

I'll soon have some orange suit bits to flog,

 

Gun Gangrene...

My good mate "Whacked Paddy" sent me these in responce to my post on the latest school shooting.

Nuff said...

Indeed...