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Whilst taking questions at one of his pathetic rallies, Der Trumpf told the assembled MAGA :”Morans”... You can only buy bacon when the wind is blowing. He also claimed that if you have a windmill anywhere near your house, congratulations, your house just went down 75 percent in value. And they say the noise from the windmill causes cancer.” He really should stick to topics he is an expert at, such as sharks, or boat batteries.
Make me a “Bigly” shark!
Enjoy...
So, unsurprisingly lots of people are pissed off at the news that Der Trumpf has been shooting campaign commercials in Arlington National Cemetary. This after he was pictured posing with his thumbs up and smiling at a soldier’s grave whilst two of his campaign staffers were accused of verbally abusing and pushing a cemetery official. One of them, Press Secretary Steven Cheung (Who previously was a spokes hack for the “Ultimate Fighting Championship”) suggested the official who tried to block the staffers from entering Section 60 was “clearly suffering from a mental health episode.” Perhaps they should shoot their next spots at Ivana’s golf course grave site!
This was Ivana’s grave a year after her death.
Listen up! Gird your sweaty loins ready for September 9th. Why? ‘Cos that’s when “Glowtime” takes place, the annual iPhone launch event that makes Appletards sweat bullets. Pride of place will be held by the amazing iPhone 16 launch. This will no doubt cost several thousand dollars and do little more than your existing iPhone. But hey, it’s a new Apple gizmo. Gotta have it. And did you know there’s an estimated 300 million iPhones that have not been upgraded in over four years. What the fuck is wrong with these people?
Wasn’t he once a wrestler?
The hypocrisy of the vast majority of American businesses is amply demonstrated by Starbucks who present themselves as an environmentally friendly business, which recently rolled out new cups that use less plastic and eliminated plastic straws. Meanwhile, as I have previously posted, their new CEO will commute thousands of miles by private jet three times a week between his Southern California home and his Seattle office. The people responsible for the luxury private jet are doing their bit by ensuring that there are no plastic cups in use during flights. Everything will be fine bone china.
Including the crew!
In case you’ve been wondering about my lack of posts for the last few days... My internet connection has been down since Thursday. Finally got it fixed this morning, as the service providers office isn’t open on weekends. How fucking bizarre is that? More to follow.
Did ye miss me?
