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Here’s a perfect summation of why everything is going tits up in the technology sector as they chase the AI dream... “Despite tech conglomerate Cisco posting $10.3 billion in profits last year, it's still laying off 5,500 workers as part of an effort to invest more in AI, SFGATE reports.” Yes indeed, don’t fuck the billions in profits, just lay off a few thousand of those greedy workers. There’s plenty more where they came from.
Who needs robots?
You have to laugh when you read that JPMorgan chief fucktard, Jamie Dimon, has a plan to reduce America's $35 trillion national debt whilst building lots more nuclear submarines to fight terrorists in the desert. but it may not be welcomed by the country's wealthiest. “I would pay for it by taxing the wealthy more,” he told the Bipartisan Policy Center. This from a guy that trousers $40 million a year from the bank and has a net worth of one and a half billion fucking dollars. How unselfish can he be?
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Remember when a few years ago, back in Britain, they held a competition for the best name for a new polar research vessel. The winning name was “R.R.S. Boaty McBoatface.” The organizers were not amused and changed the name to the “R.S.S. David Attenborough.” in honor of the 150 year old TV Icon, who has made more animal films than Noah. Anyway, the good news is that the name BoatyMcBoatface survives and is now the British lead boat in a fleet of three robotic autonomous underwater vehicles, whose main job seems to be scooping up marine poop from the bottom of the sea. Well done "Boaty."
Beat that Boat Sir David! ...
As usual, the ultra staged discussion last night between Der Trumpf and Elon “King Twat” Musk, was the expected disaster. It started 40 minutes later because “X” kept going down. No surprise as musk has fired 90% of the technical staff. He fed Der ubergropenfhurer soft ball questions who then lied though his teeth about everything. Guess what “Truth Social” is down big time today. Talk about self destruction!
Hey... It takes 40 minutes to smoke a big spliff.
No surprise to hear that Der Trumpf who has long claimed his events draw the most supporters, so when he saw Vice President Kamala Harris' campaign share visuals from recent rallies depicting large crowds, he falsely claimed they must be AI-generated. What a load of old Bollocks. Next up, he will claim that Martin Luther King’s Gigantic crowds were also AI manipulated. What a wanker!!!
Your giant crowds are here!!!.
So “Breaking” as an Olympic sport just happened... And will probably never happen again. It was added this year because the Olympic douchenozzles thought it would attract young wankers. But even from the start, breaking was viewed as more of a novelty than a new sport with staying power. The good news is that the next Summer Olympics in Los Angeles in 2028 will feature such real sports as... Flag football, cricket, lacrosse and squash over breaking − Yes... Fucking Cricket... Will the games include tea breaks?
Fucking Cricket... Indeed.
