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It’s all about the money.

The big news today is that Kamala raised 4300 million in July... More than twice Der Trump. Hey good for her. I’m a supporter, but the question I constantly ask myself is why is it that in America the measure of your success is how much doss you can raise in your bid for office. Never mind what they will do if they win (Although to be fair Kamala has laid out her plans, whilst Der Trumpf has laid out tatty cheap shit ugly golden sneakers and bibles) There's no doubt that when he loses, he'll claim that she did it with “fake” money.  

Then he'll claim he's better than Elvis...

 

Apple Douchenozzles, awake!!!

Apple freaks are wetting their pants at the news that the iPhone 16 Pro will now be available in a black Titanium finish that is blacker than anything black ever produced before. Pardon me for being an ignorant fucktard, but isn’t black just black? There’s no light black or dark black. It’s just fucking black. Mind you, at a starting price of $1199.00, it’ll soon put a black hole in your bank account.  Apple mania strikes again!

Then there’s Kubrick black.   

 

When will the AI Bubble burst?

If you want to see how pathetic we are becoming by allowing ourselves to be talked into the wonders of AI. Check out the launch of “Friend” an AI powered necklace that is meant to serve as a personal companion, and in a really fucking terrible video that could be the start to an episode of Black Mirror, it's shown providing support, encouragement, and companionship to the wearer. But in reality, it merely offers proof that the wearer is a fucktard incapable of thinking for themselves.  

He thought of this himself.

 

 

Linda Licks It Up!

The Sunday New York Times had a long article about Linda Yaccarino, the current CEO of Twitter... X... Or whatever the fuck it’s called this week. It details all the shit she has to take on a daily basis from loony boss Elon “King Twat” Musk. It would seem that apparently, like any good corporate lackey, she just bites her lip and soldiers on. Mind you, the article fails to point out that she is trousering $35 fucking million a year. I could bite my lip for that pile of dosh. Fuck, I could bite my dick for that much. Kust kidding.

I'd do it for $30 million.

Der Trumpf is now Der Duck!

Historian Allan Lichtman, known as the "Nostradamus" of U.S. presidential elections given his track record of accurately predicting the result, said that "tough guy" Trump was "trying to duck out" of a potential debate after his team said he will not debate Kamila. He had previously agreed to two debates with Biden including the one that many commentators believe was the beginning of the end of Biden's re-election campaign. In his post, Lichtman appeared to take a leaf out of Trump's book by giving the former president a nickname: "Donald Duck." It certainly fits the fat old orange geezerr.

Der Duck Indeed!