AdScam/The Horror!

Hay J. D. What's new on the cat frontier?

The good news is that Ace Wanker, J.D. Vance tells us that he doesn’t hate cats. He just hates the women who have them. Good luck with that message in November! 

See ya at the polls!

 

Will cows now vote for Trump?

In my never-ending quest to bring you all the important election news... This just in... During a speech in Charlotte, North Carolina, Der Trumpf accused Harris of wanting to  pass laws to outlaw red meat, which would eventually lead to cows taking over. Kamala even wants to pass laws to outlaw red meat to stop climate change," the Orange Clown said. "You know what that means? This means no more cows you know this is serious. I guess eventually she's gonna mean no more people. Right? No more people." No, you can’t make this shit up.  

Whats next... Horses?

Tesla Tumbling!!!

Yesterday Tesla stock dropped 12% as it posted its lowest quarterly profit margin in five years late on Tuesday, with earnings missing estimates for the fourth consecutive quarter, losing almost $100 billion in value after Elon “King Twat” Musk ignored the news and jabbered on about humanoid robots and driverless taxis. He also now claims he never promised to donate $45 million a minute to Der Trumpf. What a wanker.  

Weeds still cheap though! 

Cannes continues cashing in.

I thought I had finished ranting about Cannes for another year, then up popped the news today that Ascential plc, the robber baron parent company of the Cannes Lions festival scam along with other assets relevant to ripping off the ad industry, is weighing a $1.5 billion acquisition offer from British publishing company Informa plc. The new buyer will probably double the number of categories and triple the entry fees... The BDHC’s and their BDA’s will gladly lay off a few thousand and cough up, ‘cos AI is just around the corner. 

It's already here!

 

 

Oracle continues being an arsehole!

So, Oracle is coughing up $115 million to settle a class-action privacy complaint over the alleged collection and sale of web users' data. Run by Larry Ellison, one of the richest and most evil pe3ople on the face of the planet, Oracle has a long history of fucktardliness. They actually had the balls to say this as part of the settlement. “Even if they had, any harm suffered it is greatly outweighed by the utility of Oracle’s conduct,” elaborating that its digital platform “provides tools that ensure consumers receive advertisements tailored to their preferences and interests.” Oh well, that’s alright the. Continue fucking me!. 

Japo-Freak Ellison!...  

Biden bit the bullet.

Unike pompous arsehole, Der Trumpf, President Biden has declared that he will not run for re-election. We should now all get behind Kamala Harris and elect the very first black woman as our next president. Time for a Gin & Tonic. 

I'll drink to that!