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Gravy Time!

The world’s richest fucktards and douchnozzles are assembled here in Sun Valley, Idaho. The 2024 Allen & Company Sun Valley Conference has taken over the resort just north of Ketchum. Every July, Sun Valley hosts an invitation-only, ultra-secretive gathering. It is where so-called movers, shakers and industry leaders fly in on their private jets (There are currently over 150 parked at the tiny local Hailey airport.) Attendees' include Oprah, Zuckernozzle, and obviously Jeff and his bride-to-be flashing her tits for the benefit of the paparazzi. You won’t know what happens. "Cos its all secret.

Wanna Bet?   

Bank Holiday beer should be real beer.

As I posted yesterday, on Wednesday, England beat the Netherlands to reach the final of the Euro 2024 cup on Sunday where they will play Spain for the trophy. Budweiser has jumped onto the bandwagon by running a campaign asking the new prime minister to declare a bank holiday if England wins. Given that Starmer started his term insisting, “We have a huge amount of work to do”, maybe we shouldn't be drinking barely alcoholic American beer. Or, as I commented... If we win, we should celebrate with real beer, not “Nuns Piss.” 

I promise to make it 0001% stronger! 

 

England finally makes it to the “Biggy” final.

Yesterday, England beat the Netherlands to reach the final of the Euro 2024 cup on Sunday where they will play Spain for the trophy. For fucks sake guys, don't bollocks it up this time as you have done so many times previously. Remember, Queen Kate will be watching. So, will I. 

G&T’s all round! 

 

Over at The Guardian there's a piece "The $150,000 dog. Meet the Svalinn. The gentle beast who can rip out an attackers throat." So, if you are a paranoid billionaire the Svalinn will be the perfect pet. They are agile, athletic, even-tempered, intelligent, loving, well-muscled and trained to be lethal bodyguards. Check out the Svalinn Web Site. Then flog your Trump Bible and gold plated sneakers and buy a Svalinn.

Pick up my shit. Or, I will kill you!

Barbara delivers the “wurst!”

Over at MediaPost my good friend and ace ad columnist, Barbara Lippert, has a funny piece “Where’s the beef? The best and wurst of times with Joey Chestnut.” It deals with the world’s unmatched competitive eater, Joey Chestnut, who is currently in a spat with Major League Eating, the company that runs Nathan’s obscene Hot Dog Eating Contest. Just cos he did a sponsorship deal with a non-meat hot dog company. So, on Monday he won a boneless chicken wings contest by eating two hundred in thirty seven minutes. Bloody hell... I wouldn’t want to use the bathroom after him. 

Danger... Man at work!!! 

All that’s gold does not glitter.

Among the never-ending list of companies Der Trumpf has driven into the ground over his long and inglorious business career, are airlines football teams, vodka, steaks, fake universities, and he has even bankrupted three casinos, a feat considered almost impossible by the world’s Mafiosi. So, I was wondering how his latest venture into gold bibles and sneakers are doing... No info out there. Anyone any idea? 

All we need now is gold shit!