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Crazy Crowley Cocks up Again.

Fascist hack, Monica Crowley, over at right wing rag, “Newsweek” gives definitive proof that not only do the MAGA “Morans” live in an alternative universe, but it is also one that is dark, scary and full of imaginary “Woke Weirdos.” Her review of President Bidens State of the Union speech is frightening to behold. No surprise really when you consider she was appointed Assistant Secretary to the Treasury by Der Trumpf even after it was disclosed that she had plagiarized numerous passages in her Ph.D. dissertation, and more than 50 passages in her 2012 book What the (Bleep) Just Happened, copying directly from conservative columns, news articles, Wikipedia and in one case a podiatrist’s website. Par for the course when it comes to Der Obergropenfhurer’s appointments.  

Monica flashes her tits.  

Hmmm. You call those tits?

 

Randy “Rupe” flogs his withering dick... Again.

In the “you can’t make this shit up category.” News yesterday that Rupert Murdoch, who single handedly created the MAGA “Moran” horde, thanks to Fox so-called News and all his other rancid ventures, is now engaged to be married, yet again. This for the sixth time at the ripe old age of NINETY FUCKING TWO. The wedding is set for June at his California estate and vineyard, called Moraga. Surely MAGA would make more sense. The bride to be is retired scientist Elana Zhukova, who just happens to have a daughter who was married to Roman Abramovich -- the guy the U.S. government has described as a Russian oligarch and seized his yacht. Just happens to be a coincidence... Right? Will Der Trumpf be at the wedding?  

No. He'll be out campaigning. 

When you have nothing better to do!

Panic ensued on Tuesday when a so-called technical issue caused widespread login problems for several hours across Meta’s Facebook, Instagram, Threads and Messenger platforms. For what seemed an eternity, users were unable to post pictures of what they were eating, wearing and defecating. You couldn’t bug your millions of followers with questions about the pet costumes you intended to purchase for your pooch to sport on St Patrick's day. In fact... All your very important activities were strictly curtailed.  

All in all the day was fucked.  

When you’re number two, become more trying. .

Over at “The-Byte” there’s a piece about the world’s now second richest man. “Kara Swisher says Elon Musk is addicted to a bizarre drug that’ll kill you.” We are told that Elon “King Twat” Musk is allegedly a fan of several psychoactive drugs. But according to the venerable Silicon Valley chronicler Kara Swisher, the vice proving most destructive to the douchenozzle is a little less tangible than the others. "The drug that's hurting Elon Musk is all his enablers, who suck up to him. And needing to be adored," Swisher recently told The Guardian when asked about his total fucking weirdness. Not to mention his unsurpassed ability to destroy the billions he invested in Twitter.  

There’s only one thing I suck up to.  

 

 

 

 

Forget Super Tuesday.

All the MAGA douchenozzles will be out there today voting to make Der Trumpf their” God appointed” leader in November so he can get that wall built and paid for by Mexico. Will they all be wearing their fake gold sneakers. Oh, that’s right, they won’t arrive for a few months if ever. Anyway, the really important news of the day is that Jeff Bezos has just surpased Elon “King Twat” Musk as the world's richest man with his net worth exceeding two hundred million fucking dollars. Time for a new yacht and a few more mansions, ya think?  

You can be the new prow bitch!!! 

Diet Coke Douchenozzles.

My good friend and old Ogilvy work mate, Edward O’Meara, points us in the direction of the news that Diet Coke is replacing Kate Moss as “Brand Ambassador” with a bunch of wankers described as “Everyday individuals” (whatever the fuck that means) to share their thoughts instead. These include such memorable names as Georgia in Banstead, Aimee in Leighton Buzzard, and Daisy-Jay in Birmingham. Wanna bet they are not trousering the “Big Bucks” Kate did. The pathetic copy in the truly snore inducing banal spots includes such gems as... “Perfect after a long day at work”, “You quite literally can’t beat it” and “My lunch hour pick-me-up”. Yeah, that'll make me buy.

Hey... This bit of Kate would be perfect after a long day. 

Most expected Insanity.

Most expected news of the weekend? Another mass shooting. This one in King City, California. The most expected verbal shit of the weekend? This from Monterey County Supervisor Chris Lopez, who represents King City... "As we await details on tonight's events in King City please send prayers and healing energy to our community," Lopez wrote in a post. "May the victims find strength and healing, may our first responders remain safe, and may we all help restore peace to our neighborhoods and communities." What a fucktard. 

Is that healing energy Dad?  

Ready to vote for a Loonie?

If you ever needed further proof that Lauren Boebert is crazier than a shit house rat, read this bit from a Washington Post article today... “Her mother, Bentz, who became a mom at 18, sometimes acted more like a big sister than a parental figure, and today she and Boebert call each other their “best friend.” Neither Bentz nor her daughter know the identity of Boebert’s father. Bentz said the closest they ever came to finding out was when Boebert took a DNA test and found out that she was “part whatever Jesus was.” “That’s good enough for me,” Bentz remembers telling her daughter. “Jesus is the only father you need.” Yeah, you can’t make this shit up. 

Crime family of the year!!!