Apple freaks are wetting their pants at the news that the iPhone 16 Pro will now be available in a black Titanium finish that is blacker than anything black ever produced before. Pardon me for being an ignorant fucktard, but isn’t black just black? There’s no light black or dark black. It’s just fucking black. Mind you, at a starting price of $1199.00, it’ll soon put a black hole in your bank account. Apple mania strikes again!
Then there’s Kubrick black.