In my never-ending quest to bring you all the important election news... This just in... During a speech in Charlotte, North Carolina, Der Trumpf accused Harris of wanting to pass laws to outlaw red meat, which would eventually lead to cows taking over. Kamala even wants to pass laws to outlaw red meat to stop climate change," the Orange Clown said. "You know what that means? This means no more cows you know this is serious. I guess eventually she's gonna mean no more people. Right? No more people." No, you can’t make this shit up.
Whats next... Horses?