As part of my never-ending endeavor to bring you essential information on the ad biz, here’s an update to yesterday’s post about next week's Cannes FuckFest. These are some of the bargains you can snap up if you are totally barmy....
- Terrace coffee cart: $161,000
- Palais branding and static banners: $75,000
- The Big Screen (largest digital asset): $209,000
- Private apartment along the Croisette: $107,000
- Restaurant takeover near “yacht row” starting from: $161,000
- Gold Lion for NFT Fucktarliness. $1 million.
- Dylithium Lion for AI Codswallop. $10 million.
- External city branding on hotels, starting from: $75,000
- Menage e trois on the Croisette. Three arms and three legs entwined.
Save your money. Stay in Brooklyn.