As further proof that no one on Wall Street knows fuck all about fuck all, thirty minutes before the open yesterday, Barron’s told us that the Dow futures were up. At exactly the same time, Marketwatch told us that the Dow futures were down. C’mon guys... Next thing you know. One will say Der Trumpf’s Truth social is the buy of the century, whilst the other will say it’s the bomb of the century. Where should I invest my trailer rent this month? I've already done gold sneakers and bibles.
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