Panic ensued on Tuesday when a so-called technical issue caused widespread login problems for several hours across Meta’s Facebook, Instagram, Threads and Messenger platforms. For what seemed an eternity, users were unable to post pictures of what they were eating, wearing and defecating. You couldn’t bug your millions of followers with questions about the pet costumes you intended to purchase for your pooch to sport on St Patrick's day. In fact... All your very important activities were strictly curtailed.
All in all the day was fucked.