All the MAGA douchenozzles will be out there today voting to make Der Trumpf their” God appointed” leader in November so he can get that wall built and paid for by Mexico. Will they all be wearing their fake gold sneakers. Oh, that’s right, they won’t arrive for a few months if ever. Anyway, the really important news of the day is that Jeff Bezos has just surpased Elon “King Twat” Musk as the world's richest man with his net worth exceeding two hundred million fucking dollars. Time for a new yacht and a few more mansions, ya think?
You can be the new prow bitch!!!