You will be thrilled shitless to hear that Neuralink, another of Elon “King Twat” Musk’s many companies has just implanted the first brain chip into a human subject. Yes, fuck all this panic about AI taking over the world. It’ll be an army of Tesla Androids. We are told that the dumb fuck who volunteered to be the first recipient of a brain chip is “recovering well.” Which is a bit different from earlier reports that numerous lab monkeys were euthanized as a direct result of the damage caused by the implanted brain chip. In response, Musk has publicly stated that no animals have ever died due to a Neuralink implant. Notice he said “Animals.” Not a word about humans.
I feel perfectly human!