Two news items today which demonstrate how the poor struggling billionaire is forced to live a not quite luxurious lifestyle. His $485 million yacht, Koru, will now be dwarfed by the M5, a massive new $2 billion superyacht that doubles as a submarine and can dive 820 feet underwater. Equipped with such necessities as a curated wine cellar, two swimming pools, assorted toys and a crew of 40, no word on a submersible Lauren Sanchez figurehead. In other news, the worst muscician in the world... Kenny G. is trying to stop his ex-wife from making him sell his Malibu estate... Which he currently rents to Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez for $600,00 a fucking MONTH. Yes, that's $600,000 a fucking MONTH.
He did it first!!!