AdScam/The Horror!

It’s T.G.I.K.M.F. Again, and again and again...

So that Ace Canadian AdScamer “Ray-EH” doesn’t choke on his morning Molson. Here you go!

Here’s Kate!!! 

Never a truer word!!!

How much is that dogie coat in the window?

I’ve written many times in the past about how Retards spend $3 million for Halloween costumes for their pets. Apparently, according to the New York Times, I have severely underestimated the amount. Last year douchenozzles spent nearly six million on pet clothes. At Pitti Uomo, the men’s wear trade fair in Florence this month, a large number of exhibiters featured pet clothes, including such “bargains” as $655 logo harnesses, $300 four-legged, fleece-collared blanket-plaid coats and $540 patterned woolen hippie ponchos, all made in collaboration with Poldo Dog Couture. Whatever that is!

A ”steal” at $580.00

Elon Musk is number one again.

No, not as the world’s richest fucktard. But as the holder of the world record for the largest loss of a personal fortune in history, according to a Guinness World Records report. The douchenozzle has lost approximately $182bn since November 2021, with some suggesting that it could actually be closer to $200bn. His net worth dropped from a peak of $320bn in 2021 to $138bn as of January 2023, largely due to the shitty performance of Tesla’s stock. As for the Twitter fiasco, those chickens have yet to come home to roost.

Cluck... Cluck...

More A.I. Bumf...

After posting my previous piece on A.I. I came across this interesting article in AdWeek “Marketers could reshuffle priorities as emerging tech hype shifts.” Basically, it points out, as I have been doing for months, that the Metaverse, NFT’s and Cryptocurrency are circling the toilet bowl before being flushed away like all the other ad fads that have come and gone over the years. On the other hand, A.I. is blooming with ChatGPT delivering more than acceptable results. Just look at this Ryan Reynolds ad for Mint Mobile. It's actually, not bad at all, certainly better than most of the uber expensive shit currently out there. And I'm sure a damn site cheaper.

Where the fuck are those martinis?

A.I. – Arsehole Intelligent.

I had to laugh when I read this headline in AdAge... “Why ChatGPT isn’t ready for Super Bowl ads – Despite exciting creatives.” It goes on and on about how BDA creatives are turning to this AI tool to create ad copy which isn’t good enough for a multi-million dollar Super Bowl ad. Listen you wankers... 99% of human written Super Bowl ads are shit relying on “Celebrities,” “Sports Jocks,” and so-called “Brand Ambassadors,” rather than a unique creative idea. They’d be a lot better off if they were written by a fucking robot.

What’s a three Martini lunch?

Rebekah Returns...

News just in that the top job in the Murdoch media empire will go to Rebekah Brooks, as she will take the reins of a remarried News Corp and Fox Corp when the much talked-about deal is complete. “Teflon” Rebekah is the one who oversaw Murdoch rags, The Sun and The News of the world in Britain when it was discovered that reporters had been tapping the phone of a murdered teenager. The News of the World was subsequently closed, and Rebekah went quiet for a few years... But remained on the payroll of the fascist empire. See what happens when you continue kissing the arse of an evil old fucker?

It's what they call "Big Hair."

Branson Bollocks...

“Cur” Richard Branson’s attempt to be the launcher of Europe’s first satellite, has failed miserably, as have many of Sir Wanker’s other activities. Virgin Orbit had planned a “horizontal launch” mission in which a rocket would be carried under the wing of a Boeing 747 before being released and ignited over the Atlantic Ocean. “We appear to have an anomaly that has prevented us from reaching orbit,” the company said. Which means “anomaly” is an obfuscation for fuck up. Never forget that Branson once had a hotel receptionist fired because she referred to him as “Mr.” Instead of “Sir.”

What a douchenozzle...

Doing shit for dollars...

As I will undoubtedly be ranting about the number of celebrities, sports jocks and Brand Ambassadors punting shit for millions of dollars in the up-coning Super Bowl. Lets get an early start by panning the pathetic spot for “Hearing Life” Dylithium hearing aids featuring William Shatner playing a deaf old fucker. Oh, wait a minute, he is a deaf old fucker. Although, no doubt worth an extra few million after doing this load of bollocks.

Stick to surfing, William...  

It’s not me...

Reading the news about the six-year-old boy who shot his teacher in Newport News, Virginia, I came across this... “George Parker, the superintendent of the Newport News public school district, said the shooting showed how “we need to educate our children and we need to keep them safe”. I’ll agree with that George... I admit, I do get around, but not to Virginia. Anyway, I’d make a lousy school superintendent.

Superintendent of AdScam.