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Micky can’t stop giggling.

Interesting news just surfaced that despite the dumb fuck animosity between the Florida governor and Disney, DeSantis was actually married at the corporation's park in Florida. His marriage license shows that he got married in 2009, listing the location as Lake Buena Vista, Florida, the mailing address for Disney World. DeSantis exchanged vows with now-wife Casey DeSantis at the Grand Floridian's wedding pavilion, a chapel with arched windows overlooking Cinderella's Castle and the Seven Seas Lagoon. You can’t make this shit up.

And the best man was...

Yes... It’s T.G.I.K.M.F. Again.

For your delectation...

Indeed!!!

AdScam’s “Save Your Arse” suggestion.

Following on from my posts over the last couple of days about the Nuns Piss farrago, I have a suggestion for the poor fuckers at Anomaly beating their brains out trying to come up with an uber-macho ad campaign featuring trucks, guns and cowboy’s. Why not use the ultimate cowboy who also happens to be a major shareholder of AB InBev. Yes, Der Trumpf will be your brand ambassador, he won’t drink the shit, but he’ll endorse it for big bucks. And to put the icing on the MAGA cake. You can offer his “Cowboy” NFT for even more big bucks.

Der Trumpf’s “New & Improved” NFT.

Tucker got religion, and it backfired.

The other big kerfuffle of the day besides the Nuns Piss farrago continues unabated. I’m talking about the “sad” loss of Tucker Carlson to the MAGA “Morans.” News just in that the Wizened of Oz” fired him ‘cos he was getting uber-religious, and was ousted over remarks he made during a speech at the Heritage Foundation’s 50th Anniversary gala in Maryland. Apparently, it was laced with religious overtones that were too extreme even for “Rupe.” During the address, Carlson called abortion “child sacrifice,” cast American politics as a battle between “good and evil” and suggested the solution was taking “10 minutes a day to say a prayer about it.” Never forget, Murdoch dumped his ex-police padre fiancé of two weeks when he discovered she was a religious nut and believed that Tucker was a “messenger from God!” No news yet on the whereabouts of her two-caret diamond engagement ring.

No more of this religion shit!

Orange Nuns Piss Next?

The non-stop Bud Light Dylan Mulvaney kerfuffle continues unabated. The latest revelation is that the reason Der Trumpf kept quiet about the boycott is that he holds $5 million of AB InBev stock. (He also doesn’t drink the Nuns Piss, just Diet Coke... Uggghh)” It’s particularly pathetic when you consider Der Obergropenfuhrer is himself no stranger to hurling attacks on transgender people. In a video released by his campaign to outline a second-term agenda he has vowed to “stop the chemical, physical, and emotional mutilation” of minors through federal action, and has promised to unleash federal law enforcement on doctors and other healthcare providers who provide gender-affirming treatment to transgender people. Gotta look after the lolly. Right you fucktard?

Never forget... 

 

Nuns Piss Going Uber Macho?

The Brew fucktards over at AB InBev are in a cold sweat about the massive drop in Bud Light sales (21% down in the week ending April 15^th) as the Dylan Mulvaney fiasco continues. Not to worry, agency of record, Anomaly, is burning the midnight oil to come up with new creative aimed at reassuring the MAGA “Morans” that their Nuns Piss is as masculine as ever. You just know the spots are going to be full of macho guys wearing cowboy outfits, driving big trucks with fully stocked gun racks. You also know they will be truly awful.

Transgender he ain’t.

 

Friends in high places.

Evil Supreme Court Douchenozzle, Clarence Thomas, has said repeatedly that his failure to report the million dollars’ worth of gifts he accepted from billionaire Harlan Crow did not violate the law because Crow did not have business before the court. It turns out, that was a lie. In 2005, an architecture firm appealed the Supreme Court in a case alleging misuse of copyrighted designs and sought $25 million in damages from Trammell Crow Residential, a firm founded by Crow’s father and in which the Crow family was invested at the time. No surprise to discover that the court, including Thomas, who did not recuse himself, voted to deny the petition.

Harlan lends Clarence his favorite books.

CP+B staggers along.

Are we thrilled by the news that Stagwell, the BDHC wannabe, is trying to breathe some life back into a gasping CP+B, which has been in free-fall ever since Alex “I am a fucking genius” Bogusky went off to sell $ 100 trucker hats. Stagwell CEO, Mark “I have more money than brains” Penn, is merging three unknown agencies, MMI, Vitro and Observatory with CP+B to form what is claimed to be a “Refreshed CP+B.” He’d be better off investing in a bloody respirator.

Where is Subservient Chicken when you need him?

Will Tucker go Woke now?

Apparently “Blindsided” Tucker Carlson was in the midst of negotiating a new multi-million contract through 2029 with Fox News when he received a call from CEO Suzanne Scott on Monday morning telling him he had been fired from the “Fair and Fucked Up” network. The most interesting thing so far, it would seem that the order for his firing is believed to have come directly from the “Wizened of Oz." Further proof you shouldn’t fuck with old geezers, let alone marry them. As you would expect, looney fucktardess congresswoman, Marjorie Taylor Bitch said Fox News caved to the woke mob. “Americans no longer blindly watch the news like they did decades ago, they only watch the ones who have courage to tell the truth,” she wrote. “Americans are about to quit watching.” No, you dipshit, they are about to stop listening to your drivel.

What a Wanker!!!

Tucker goes “under the bus.”

Holy shit... News just in that Tucker Carlson and Fox News are “parting ways.” This less than a week after the multi-million-dollar settlement with Dominion. What the fuck happened? You have to know he wouldn’t leave of his own volition. Ya think the Wizened of Oz pulled his geriatric brain together and decided, enough is enough? Maybe he’s had an offer from Der Trumpf to join his “bigly” social network and will get paid in Der Obergropenfuhrer NFT’s. Who the fuck knows? Who the fuck cares? Time for a breakfast beer.

You just made my day, you old fucker!