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Do the Murdoch’s read AdScam?

On Wednesday I did a post “The Wizened of Oz Does a Runner!!!” About 92-year-old “Rupe’s” two week engagement to Anne Lesley Smith, the 66-year old Police Chaplain. I suggested that the kids may have said... “Grow up Dad. Quit the Viagra. Act your age and hurry up and die!” After all, Inheritance is a messy business. But it makes for a good TV series. Anyway, The Guardian has a piece today... “Murdoch’s change of heart: Was marriage called off over a religious or succession issue?” It suggests that apart from the fact that the Bride-To-Be was a religious freak who couldn’t stop quoting the Bible, the main reason for the ultra-rapid demolition of the engagement was the kids objection to it. However, as I query in my original post... The big question is does she get to keep the two and a half carat diamond ring?

Only God knows.

It’s T.G.I.K.M.F Time.

Every Friday is a Good Friday when Kate's on AdScam.

Enjoy.

What about all the fuss over Bud Light’s partnership with transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney during the March Madness tournament bullshit. "This month, I celebrated day 365 of womanhood, and Bud Light sent me possibly the best gift ever—a can with my face on it," Mulvaney said in a video showing the personalized can of Bud Light. Apparently, this pissed off many people, including Kid Rock who posted a video of himself shooting a bunch of Bud Light cans. As AdScamers well know, I always refer to Bud and its lousy products as “Nuns Piss.”  Should I now refer to them as “Transgender Nuns Piss?”

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Teflon is as Teflon does.

Ever since Reagan was described as “Teflon,” others have acquired the title, most notably Der Trumpf. Now we have proof that ace fucktard, Supreme Court Justice, Clarence Thomas, is the worthy inheritor of the title. Apparently, he and his wife “Ginni” have accepted luxury trips around the globe for more than two decades, including travel on a super yacht and private jet, from a prominent Republican donor without disclosing them, according to a new report. Why am I not surprised? And will anything come of it? As Zippy the Pinhead would say. Nah...

Remember that?

As Daleks would say... Exterminate... Exterminate...

With all the legal shit happening around Der Trumpf’s clown show, perhaps we should consider that Shakespeare got it right when “Dick the Butcher” one of the characters in Henry VI, Part 2, suggested, "Let's kill all the lawyers." I have to confess there was a time when I wanted to! It was when I was permalancing on IBM at Ogilvy, New York. I did an ad for the launch of a voice activating version of OS/2, IBM’s PC operating system. The headline read... “For years, mad scientists have talked to their computers. Now, you can too.” Everyone loved it and we shot the pictures and went into production. Then IBM pulled it. When asked why, we were told that the IBM lawyers (There are thousands of them) said it was offensive to mad scientists. You can’t make this shit up. Kill the fuckers.

How it ended up.

Trump’s Mug Shot Griff...

As expected, the Der Trumpf campaign is flogging $47 tee shirts featuring his mug shot. Problem is, at the New York arraignment they took his fingerprints, but not his mug shot, so the Obergropenfuhrer’s Griff teams had to fake one... Hey, gotta keep the MAGA “Morans” happy while you liposuction away their welfare dollars. Funny thing is the chart behind his head shows his height as 6ft 5in. He ain’t even close to that, even with his built-up shoes and three inch comb over.

Wanker!!!

The “Wizened of Oz” does a runner!!!

Apart from the Der Trumpf clown show yesterday in New York, the other big news story was the announcement that Rupert Murdoch has called off his engagement to police chaplain, Ann Lesley Smith after a mere two weeks of anticipatory bliss. The wedding was set for this summer, less than a year after the 92-year-old finalized his divorce from his fourth wife, ex-Mick Jagger raver, Jerry Hall. He also splashed out on an 11-carat diamond engagement ring valued at around $2.5m. Wonder if she’ll give it back? No reason given for the swift break-up. Maybe she was demanding a cast-iron prenup that would clean out whatever is left after the Dominion lawsuit empties most of the Fox News coffers. Either that, or the kids said... “Grow up Dad. Quit the Viagra. Act your age and hurry up and die!”

Why not six?

Money... Money... Money...

Der Trumpf’s squad of fucktards are claiming they have raised more than $7 million from dipshit MAGA “Morans” since the indictment announcement last Thursday. Part of this is from the sale of forty-seven fucking dollar tee shirts saying... “I stand with Trump.” On the other hand... If you’ve got big tits, he’d rather have you lie down with him. Speaking of which, Stormy says orders for “Teamstormy” merchandise are pouring in. Only in America folks... Only in America.

We also do $50 beans!!!

Branson goes bollocks up in space.

Update to Sunday’s post about “Sir” Richard Branson’s total fuck up with Virgin Orbit... Today the disaster of a company has filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy in the U.S. Bankruptcy Court for the District of Delaware seeking a sale of its existing assets. Like Der Trumpf Branson has a track record that includes several notable failures. (Actually, to be fair, Der Trumpf has ZERO successes.) Just today the UK’s Virgin Media reported massive outages on their broadband services. Virgin also runs Britain’s worst railway company. All in all, not a good day for “Sir” Douchenozzle.

Takes a tosser to know a tosser!

Musk says... No blue for you!!!

Elon “King Twat” Musk has stamped his little feet in anger at the New York Times refusal to cough up big bucks for a Verified Twitter Checkmark. For some reason the NYT seems to really piss Musk off even though it is Twitter’s 24th most-followed account, with more than 54.9 million followers. On Thursday, the NYT was one of several large news organizations to declare that it would not pay Twitter to keep itself or its journalists verified. The removal of the Times’ verified status led to Musk tweeting... “Oh OK, we’ll take it off then.” He later added... “The real tragedy of @NYTimes is that their propaganda isn’t even interesting.” He’s beginning to sound more and more like Der Trumpf every fucking day.

Be careful what you buy.