Were any of your Christmas gifts wrapped in Der Trumpf’s Christmas wrapping paper? Did you put out Santa’s Christmas Eve gift in a Der Trumpf Christmas stocking? UberGrifter Trumpf just can stop selling shit with his ugly mug emblazoned on it. For thirty-five fucking dollars you would get a measly three sheets of 21-inch by 39-inch paper with Trumps black and white mug shot on it. For twenty-five fucking dollars you could get a “limited edition” Christmas stocking with his mug shot on it. Santa would be thrilled to know that the stocking is made from “premium scuba foam.” Whatever the fuck that is.
What’s next... Bits of Ivana’s miniature headstone?