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Is there no limit to Der Trumpf’s grifting?

Were any of your Christmas gifts wrapped in Der Trumpf’s Christmas wrapping paper? Did you put out Santa’s Christmas Eve gift in a Der Trumpf Christmas stocking? UberGrifter Trumpf just can stop selling shit with his ugly mug emblazoned on it. For thirty-five fucking dollars you would get a measly three sheets of 21-inch by 39-inch paper with Trumps black and white mug shot on it. For twenty-five fucking dollars you could get a “limited edition” Christmas stocking with his mug shot on it. Santa would be thrilled to know that the stocking is made from “premium scuba foam.” Whatever the fuck that is. 

What’s next... Bits of Ivana’s miniature headstone?  

 

 

 

Conservatives aint up for nubile babes.

Georgia MAGA Wanker, Seth Weathers’s, "woke-free" beer company Ultra-Right, is facing a lot of anger from conservatives after launching a Real Women of America 2024 calendar. Featuring prominent conservative women scantily posing in bikinis and knickers, the calendar is supposedly a nod to traditional values and an explicit challenge to the progressive narratives in current marketing trends. Weathers wants to celebrate “real” women, thereby taking a clear stand against the erasure of traditional gender roles. Enraged conservative wankers aren’t buying it. One of them commented... “Real women should be at home, cleaning house, looking after the kids and cooking my dinner.” Fucking right MAGA Man!!! 

I am shocked... Shocked, I say!!! 

All the bollocks about the ad biz!!!

As loyal Adscamers well know, I never cease to go on about the current pathetic state of the ad biz. Further proof is provided by this piece in MediaPost, “Most read MAD stories of 2023.” In which we are told that 2023 was a transitional year for Adland with advances in AI, retail media and ecommerce among other areas. It also goes on about account shifts, bid rigging, extended payment terms, mergers, and CEO hires and fires. Absolutely fuck all about creativity in any shape or form. That’s probably ‘cos there aint much of it around.  

And there's enough of it already out there.

Dada. gimmie your welfare check.

So, according to a piece in MediaPost, “Social media generated $11billion in ad sales targeting US kids.” This means that umpteen zillion little wankers under the age of 17 bought billions of dollars' worth of shit via Tik Tok or whatever to amuse themselves. I have just one simple and basic question... Where the fuck did they get their money from?  

“Nuff said.  

Only in America...

Pizza Hut, makers of some of the world’s shitiest pizzas is laying off more than 1,200 delivery drivers in anticipation of the upcoming minimum wage increase in California. By the end of the year, the minimum wage in California will go up by 50 cents to $16 an hour.  Then on April 1, they will have to pay $20 an hour. Other fast-food chains like Chipotle and McDonald’s plan to raise prices to offset the higher labor costs. Now you will have to fire up the old Humvee and drive to a Pizza Hut if your abysmal taste buds are up your arse.  

Where’s a delivery driver when you need one? 

An important answer to an important question..

AdScamer “Dave” just sent this comment... “George...you are the absolute best at what you do...now remind me again what it is you do??? All the best for 2024!” Thanks for the complement, Dave, and that’s a good question. I used to be in advertising, back in the glory days when you could do decent work that achieved decent results, whilst you lived a life that entailed hammering your Titanium AmEx card whilst enjoying the $300 taster plate at Nobu, as you discussed how best to sell cans of Spam to an unmarried mother of three living in a trailer park in Arkansas. Those times are long gone. The ad biz has turned to shit, as has the feeble an uninspired crap it produces. I’m still on the martinis, though. 

Ah... The good old days!!! 

 

It’s “Boxing Day!!!”

Back in Britain and in the vestiges of the long-gone British Empire, as well as here in the unofficial British Embassy in Boise, Idaho.the day after Christmas is being celebrated as “Boxing Day.” At which time of the year I give my servants a big box full of my old clothes and a small box with a single golden Guinea in it. Then, after they have made sure the bar is well stocked for the days celebrations, I give them the rest of the day off. Am I a fucking prince, or what?  

You bet your arse, I am!!! 

An AdScam Christmas!!!

A very, very, merry Christmas to all my AdScam friends out there. I have been flogging this old horse for twenty years now. See if I can manage another twenty. I really appreciate your support and comments. In your honor I will drink a couple of Martinis today... Doubt I can match my old Mad Man Martini capacity of three... But who knows? 

Kate sends kisses...   

Der Trumpf is Der Stinko.

Apparently, there is a deluge of memes and jokes across social media, concerning Der ObergropenFuhrer’s smell. His "odor," was commented on by former GOP congressman and CNN commentator Adam Kinzinger on X on December 16, leading to dozens of anti-Trump accounts making accusations about Trump's smell. We should never forget, though, that this has been a well-known fact in England for many years, where “Trump” is the colloquialism for “Fart.” 

You can’t beat the Kings English.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yes, it’s Friday.

Enjoy T.G.I.K.M.F.