Yeah, this week could see the brief congressional career of George Santos come to a screeching halt. The good news is that he’s four years short of qualifying for a government pension, although based on his track record he could get one by claiming he is a Medal of Honour winning vet who lost both legs in Vietnam. His fate probably rests with Mike Johnson, the Bible-thumping speaker, and whether he decides he can live with an even narrower majority. Santos, from Long Island, New York, labors under a 23-count federal indictment and a damning report from the House ethics committee. Couldn’t happen to a more fucked up douchenozzle.
Whats next... Nobel Prize?