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Religion My Arse!!!

You have to laugh at the news that the most religious ex-president America has ever had (That’s a fucking joke.) Is mightily pissed off that ace religious freak, Bob Vander Plaats is snubbing him and has endorsed Ron DeSantis. Here’s what he posted on Trumpf Truth... "Ron DeDeSanctimonious, in an act of sheer desperation, paid Iowa preacher Bob Vander Plaats $100,000, and then got his Endorsement? We did not seek it. What is going on here?" Which raises the question... How much does Trump pay for endorsements? In fact, how much does Der Trumpf pay for anything? Ask a MAGA “Moran.” 

I send him my welfare check every month.  

More Twitter Tattle!!!

Interesting piece over at “Futurism,” about the ever-growing disaster that Twitter has become thanks to Elon “King Twat” Musk’s totally barmy leadership. Titled “Twitter is in extremely deep trouble.” With a delightful sub-head “Elon Musk’s really stepped in it this time.” This piece from the article neatly sums it up... "Advertisers are accustomed to dealing with brand safety concerns on social media, particularly during periods of political and social tension or war,. But they’re not accustomed to a platform’s owner amplifying misinformation and hate speech, and emboldening conspiracy theorists." 

Not to worry. King Twat is fixing it. 

42 million here. 42 million there...

In his latest legal “escapade,” Derr Trumpf is suing MSNBC, Reuters and eighteen other news organizations, claiming that they misreported the $73 million 2023 Truth Social losses as $73 million, when in fact they were a “Mere” $31 million. The lawsuit claims this was “a coordinated effort” to harm the reputation of Trump Media & Technology Group and to “torpedo” the merger with Digital World Acquisition Corp. (Which, almost definitely isn’t going to happen.) What is really funny is that Trump is in the penalty phase in a fraud case for him not reporting the correct values of properties, yet Der ObergropenFuhrer wants to sue others for reporting incorrect losses for his company. Think about that for a moment!I  

We stopped thinking when we went to Trump University.  

 

 

 

 

 

Does “X” have bomb shelters?

Following on from my post of yesterday about how a whole slew of brand chiefs and marketing leaders have reached out to X CEO Linda Yaccarino to push her to resign. This was followed by Elon “King Twat” Musk’s vow to file a “Thermonuclear Lawsuit” against Media Matters the split-second the courts opened on Monday. Guess what? Here we are on Tuesday and fuck all has happened, nuclear or otherwise. Meantime, Linda laments about “Detractors and Fabricated Distractions,” whilst counting her millions.  

All smoke... No mirrors.  

Linda Yaccarino being “Urged.”

It would appear that a whole slew of brand chiefs and marketing leaders have reached out to X CEO Linda Yaccarino to push her to resign. One of them is Lou Paskalis, founder & CEO of marketing consultancy AJ, and former head of global media at Bank of America. He says... “The issue is no longer about content adjacencies or content moderation. It's simply that the owner is not someone marketers can do business with.” Paskalis said he texted Yaccarino on Sunday afternoon and urged her to leave "Before her reputation is damaged." Bit late for that mate. Besides which, what’s a reputation worth when you’re trousering $20 million a year? Will she do it? 

As Zippy would say... “Nahh.”  

 

Despicable Trump gets even more despicable!!!

During one of his MAGA “Moran” rallies, in Iowa on Saturday, which was just one day after the Carter family publicly confirmed former first lady Rosalynn Carter had entered hospice care.  He told a crowd of supporters that “the happiest person anywhere in this country right now is Jimmy Carter because his administration looked brilliant compared to these clowns. Compared to Biden, Jimmy Carter was a brilliant, brilliant president,” Trump spewed.  The next day Rosalynn Carter died. What a wanker Trump is. What an absolute wanker.  

Just shut your gob!!!

More Musk Malarky!

I am continuing to laugh at the latest Elon “King Twat” Musk news. Yesterday the latest chuckle was provided by the news that his SpaceX giant Moon and Mars Starship rocket blew up shortly after takeoff during stage separation. Or, as the wanky SpaceX engineers put it... It suffered a “rapid unscheduled disassembly. Oh yes indeed, several million unscheduled dollars being disassembled there! Or as John Insprucker, a wanky SpaceX engineer and live launch commentator, said on the SpaceX webcast. “Just beautiful.” 

It depends on your definition of beauty.

Musk threatens... Again!!!

You have to laugh at the news that Elon “King Twat” Musk has promised to file what he terms a “thermonuclear lawsuit” against progressive media watchdog Media Matters and others, as the list of companies pausing their advertising on his continually failing social media platform grows longer. He says that “The split-second the court opens on Monday, X Corp will be filing a thermonuclear lawsuit against Media Matters and ALL those who colluded in this fraudulent attack on our company.” Good luck with that you Fascist wanker. 

Thermonuclear. How about a dumpster fire???  

 

 

 

The Musk Morras gets Murkier.

Elon “King Twat” Musk continues to drop himself in the shit whilst guaranteeing that his purchase of Twitter for $44 billion will go down in history as the dumbest investment ever. News yesterday that IBM is halting all its advertising on X following a report that its ads appeared next to pro-Nazi posts. Compounding the problem, Musk posted this “You have said the actual truth" to X on Wednesday... This was in response to an X post that claimed Jewish communities support "dialectical hatred against whites." Meanwhile, $20 million a year, X CEO Linda Yaccarino said in a Thursday post that the company has been "extremely clear about our efforts to combat antisemitism and discrimination," adding: "There's no place for it anywhere in the world -- it's ugly and wrong. Full stop." Does she ever look at the fucking site?  

Mmmmmmmm.... 

More under the bus at Bud.

No surprise to read that after a ball busting year for Bud Light, or as I prefer to call it... “Nuns Piss,” Benoit Garbe, the U.S. chief marketing officer of AB inBev, will resign at the end of the year. We are told that Garbe’s marketing role will not be directly replaced. Instead, U.S. chief commercial officer Kyle Norrington will oversee marketing moving forward. This follows the axing of Bud Light marketing VP, Alissa Heinerscheid earlier this year, after her disastrous adventure with transgender personality, Dylan Mulvaney. Garbe will finish out 2023 before “embarking on a new chapter in his career,” the Nuns Piss company said. I guess that chapter means looking for a new job.  

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