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It’s T.G.I.K.M.F. Again!!!

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It's not Kate... But pay attention.

What’s in a name?

You have to laugh at the name of the Virgin Galactic Spaceport America base that “Cur” Richard Branson’s ten years in the making $450,000 per seat flight finally landed at today... Truth or Consequences, New Mexico. Good job the poor fuckers in the Titanic Submersible didn’t sail from there... Oh, wait a minute. That's a really bad joke. Oh... Fuck it!

Did they get free drinks for their half million?

Der Trumpf wants to shag Ivanka. No surprise there.

You have to wonder just what the fuck goes on in Der Trumpf’s cesspit of a mind. News just out that he continually made sexual comments about his daughter Ivanka to aides, Miles Taylor, a former Department of Homeland Security official claims in an upcoming book. Aides said he talked about Ivanka’s breasts, her arse, and what it might be like to have sex with her, remarks that once led John Kelly to remind the president that Ivanka was his daughter,” Taylor wrote, recalling an alleged exchange with Kelly, who served as Trump’s chief of staff, during which Kelly described the Obergropenfuhrer as “a very, very, evil man.” No shit Sherlock...

Dirty old fucker!!!

Nuns Piss News...

Remember how we were told that the two Bud executives, Group Vice President for Marketing Daniel Blake and Bud Light Marketing Vice President Alissa Heinerscheid, jointly responsible for the Dylan Mulvaney fuck up were taking a “Leave of Absence?” Turns out that was corporate double speak. They’ve been fired. Or as a leaked internal memo describes it... They are Gone... Gone.

Meanwhile the Bud Light Knight is back... Groan... Groan.

Der Trumpf’s Doubling Debacle!!!

Der Trumpf’s troubles just keep piling up. Yesterday a federal judge pulled the flush on the former “Wanker in Chief’s” desperate attempts to pluck his porn-star-hush-payment indictment away from New York’s state courts, thus ensuring that the case will remain before the same judge who sentenced the Trump Organization for tax fraud earlier this year. Capping a three-hour hearing that included a surprise witness, U.S. District Judge Alvin K. Hellerstein said he’d heard enough—and indicated he would issue a ruling against the “Orange One” in the coming days. Der Obergropenfuhrer’s team of legal eagles will have their work cut out... If there’s any of the fucktards left.

A lawyer... A lawyer... My kingdom for a lawyer!

 

Surprise... Surprise...

According to AdAge, Web 3 has an awareness problem... No shit. Along with NFT’s and the Metaverse, a recent study by MIT Technology Review shows us that all these new wonders are enjoying a less than stellar adoption. At the same time, AI-powered websites are swarming the internet and wreaking havoc on the digital advertising ecosystem, so MIT Seems to me that it’s just a giant fuck up that BDA’s and BDHC’s will glom onto, toil the next big thing comes along.

Why not get back to advertising?

Mama Uncaged!!!

If you were looking forward to the proposed farcical cage match between Elon “King Twat” Musk and ZuckerNozzle, forget it, it ain’t gonna happen. How so? Cos, Musk’s mama, Maye Musk, has cancelled the bout. She hasn’t told the two fucktard contestants yet, but when your mama tells you to stop fucking around... You stop fucking around.

And she’ll knit you a sweatshirt.

Never count your chickens...

I have to laugh at all the news pieces suggesting that Putin has shot himself in the foot and his days are soon to be over thanks to the increasing Ukraine and Wagner fuck ups. Yes, indeed, his days are numbered, just as we were told the same for Asaad in Syria, Ortega in Nicaragua, Castro in Cuba and Maduro in Venezuela and that they would all soon be gone... But, they’re all still here. Well, OK, Castro’s brother is still here. Further proof, that the news media knows as much about the news, as the stock market does about stocks.

This just in...

More Biden Junior Bollocks...

In the “You can’t make this shit up” category, Republican whack job, Tennessee Senator Marsha Blackburne, is suggesting that an announcement about the fate of the missing Titan submersible was planned to distract from accusations against the president’s son Hunter Biden. As she puts it... “If the U.S. Navy suspected that the Titan Submersible imploded just hours after it began its voyage, why did the Coast Guard wait until Thursday—the same day the IRS whistleblowers testified before Congress—to make their announcement to the public?” Obviously, it’s a giant conspiracy, but not to worry, Giuliani and the Pillow Guy will get to the bottom of it.  

Giuliani endorses Pillow Guy products...

Trump is a dog...

In the interest of providing AdScamer’s with all the vital facts... Did you know that Jack Russel terriers where originally created by the Rev. Jack Russell in Devonshire in the early eighteen hundreds? He had a favorite one by the name of Trump!!! It is reputed to be the father of all Jack Russel’s. I have a Jack Russell by the name of Spencer. If he is related to Der Trumpf, I’ll have him put down... JUST KIDDING!!! I love him dearly. Even though he barks his brains out all the fucking time.

He isn’t orange and he has lots of hair.