Why am I not surprised to read that Twitter may now be worth one third of what Elon “King Twat” Musk paid for it just seven months ago. Financial services company Fidelity has just reduced the market value of its equity stake in Twitter for a third time, now putting it at $6.55 billion. That's down from the nearly $20 billion Fidelity valued its stake at in October. Never mind, as Everet Dirksen once said... “A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon you’re talking real money.” A few thousand more layoffs and Elon can fix that.
I’m renaming Twitter as Toke!