Federal prosecutors have charged Representative George (The truth and nothing but the truth) Santos with 13 counts of money laundering, stealing public money, wire fraud and making false statements to Congress. Prosecutors said the charges resulted from “fraudulent schemes and brazen misrepresentations” designed to mislead donors, enrich Mr. Santos and win his seat in Congress as a Republican. As you would expect that towering heap of jelly, House Speaker, Kevin McCarthy, tells us that Santos will be allowed to continue to serve in Congress even after being indicted on federal charges. “I’ll look at the charges. If he hasn’t shot someone on Fifth Avenue, he can continue trousering the $174 thousand dollar salary he deserves after so much honest effort to get here. Plus... I need his vote.”
Is he going to introduce Der Trumpf on CNN tonight?