You will be thrilled shitless to hear that former first lady Melania Der Trumpf has announced that she supports her philandering husband’s bid for reelection in 2024, adding that it would be “a privilege” to serve as first lady again. Then she can get to do those abysmal Christmas decorations once more. To quote her... “My husband achieved tremendous success in his first administration, and he can lead us toward greatness and prosperity once again. He has my support, and we look forward to restoring hope for the future and leading America with love and strength.” No question that Stormy and Ivanka will become an integral part of this leadership team, whilst Jared is sorting out the Saudi investments. No, you can’t make this shit up.
Obviously, I have a brand new prenup!