Jamie Dimon, CEO of JPMorgan Chase, is taking care of the current banking scare by convening a weekly “War Room” to take care of all this shit. This is the guy who trousers $34.5 million every fucking year. So, he certainly has “No Problemo.” Remember, he was in charge when the “London Whale” blew $6.2 billion in dodgy trades for JPMorgan back in 2012. Jamie said “Mea Culpa” and reduced his yearly income from $30 million to $15 million. The next year he gave himself a $15 million bonus. So, no problemo indeed.
I’ll take care of everything. Particularly, myself.