No doubt you are on the edge of your chair waiting for Elon “King Twat” Musk to announce his plan for transmogrifying Tesla today. Apparently, he will announce plans for a new factory in Mexico (that’ll boost the US economy, not to mention his personal net worth) and a slew of other cataclysmic measures that will guarantee that investors will shower him in love and adoration. This is being hyped as the companies “Master Plan 3.” Not holding my breath for “Master Plan 4.”
Meantime take a toke.