I’m sure that all AdScamer’s were as shocked and dismayed as I was to discover that Marjorie Taylor Greene is having difficulties to live on her paltry congressional salary of a mere $174,000. The poor bugger claims she has lost money ever since she was elected. But not to worry, help is at hand. Her new “Best Friend Forever,” George Santos, is organizing a Go-Fund-Me campaign for her. Based on his unmatched track record, she shouldn’t expect any money from it, but he will put all those MAGA Dollars to good use in one of his many magnificent mysterious personal charities.
I’ll keep the money, but I’ll always love you.