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The World Champs of America.

After this weekend’s play-off games, we now know who will be competing in the Super Bowl... You know, that sporting event, like the world series of baseball where the World Champs will be decided amongst the Yanks only teams! Anyway, we’ve already been exposed to 90% of the ads that will be running at $7 million a pop. Most of them are about as creative as my arse... And virtually all of them feature celebrities, who are probably being paid millions to tout shit they wouldn’t in reality pay good money for, let alone crypto currency. Never forget Last year’s game had a spot from disastrous company FTX featuring Larry David. That went well didn't it?

Not as creative as my arse, either...

How the rich are roughing it.

You have to have sympathy for the poor CEO’s of major banks who are having their outrageous salaries slashed to mere millions from mega-millions, simply “cos they are doing a lousy job. David M. Solomon, CEO of Goldman Sachs just had his salary reduced from $35 million to a paltry $25 million. How is the rich fucker going to get by on that? Just because the bank he runs has lost billions on its experiment in consumer banking, don’t take it out on the person responsible. Fire some workers. You can always get more.

Wanna be a Wanker... Ooops... Banker?

More Meta Moronics...

More layoffs coming in the Metaverse? According to an in-house newsletter, ZuckerNozzle reportedly said he's not a fan of all those layers of management. "I don't think you want a management structure that's just managers managing managers, managing managers, managing managers, managing the people who are doing the work." (He certainly has a way with words!) Earlier in January, the company's chief product officer Chris Cox reportedly wrote a post on Meta's communication platform Workplace about the need to "flatten" the company's organizational structure. The writer Alex Heath thinks it all implies that "more layoffs are coming."

No shit Sherlock!!!

I didn't forget...

It's T.G.I.K.M.F...

Calm down Ray!!!

The Rich... Still getting the gravy.

As we are constantly reminded, 1% of the world’s richest people enjoy 99% of the world’s goodies. Case in point... Over at MoreAboutAdvertising there’s a spot for Cartier’s Tank Francaise watch. Directed by Guy Ritchie (He used to be married to Madonna... Remember?) Starring Catherine Deneuve (Isn’t she about a hundred now?) reprising stuff she did years ago whilst flashing a $11,000 watch. Must have cost a fortune to make. Still, as parent company LVMH belongs to the world’s richest geezer. It’s just a drop in the diamond bucket.

There’s only coal in mine.

Lovely Lisa... Where are you now?

Last week was the fortieth anniversary of the launch of the Apple Lisa. It was the predecessor of the Mac and was named after Steve Jobs’ daughter, even though Jobs denied the connection and the fact that he was her father, refusing to give child support for years. But the more interesting thing about the Lisa computer was how it evolved into something unique: It was the first personal computer with a graphical user interface (GUI) and a mouse. Even so, It failed. Not surprising when you consider that the Lisa’s launch price was $9,995, which would be nearly $30,000 today. This was too much for home users. Business owners—the target market for the Lisa—might pay this much, but they would expect a computer to support multiple users connected via cheap text-based terminals and to run number crunching accounting software, not esoteric design apps for budding graphic artists.

It's a steal at ten grand!

Surprise... Surprise... No Surprise.

News today that Der Trumpf’s Facebook and Instagram accounts have been re-instated by Meta. Can’t wait to see how long it will be before Facebook turns into MySpace.

Free ice cream on Facebook...

Trump Triumphs Bigly...

Golf Cheater Extraordinaire... Der Trumpf, is boasting about a victory in a competitive tournament at one of his clubs. Achieving this despite missing the first day of the weekend-long tournament. He announced his win in the Senior Club Championship at Trump International Golf Club in Palm Beach, on his fucked-up media platform Truth Social. Der Trumpf’s announcement, however, may have come as a surprise to those following his movements this weekend, since a video appeared online of him delivering a rambling, incoherent eulogy (mostly to himself) at the funeral of the  vlogger Diamond on Saturday.

Read all about it...

More Metaverse miseries...

Good article over at “Insider.” Titled, “Mass layoffs in Silicon Valley spell doom for the Metaverse.” It gives several glaring examples of how fucked up everything in ZuckerNozzle’s pipe dream are becoming. This one made me chuckle... Microsoft struck a five-year deal worth $21.88 Billion with the US military to produce 120,000 HoloLens headsets. So far, they haven’t met the standards demanded by the military. It is reported that they suffer from visibility issues in low light – conditions that soldiers will need to feel comfortable in. Other issues reported include limited peripheral vision while the headset is worn and a glow from the device that makes it easily visible. In other words, It’s a sniper’s dream.

Love those Metaverse headsets...

 

I am sorry... I just don’t get it...

The news that Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon, married his long-time love, Dr. Anca Faur, on Friday, his 93^rd birthday, leaves me with the question... Why the fuck bother? At 85, I can barely get out of bed to avoid wetting myself in the middle of the night. As for any other “activity” you can Fuckedabout it!!!

Ah... The good old Days.