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If you can’t wait to start celebrating the New Year, get your arse over to Hong Kong. It’s already 2023 there. Probably is in Australia. So just imagine you’re a “Bruce” or a “Sheila” and start getting pissed now. You don’t have to freeze to death in Times Square waiting for the glittery ball to drop. And if you live where I do... You don’t have to wait for the giant potato to fall.
It's on its way!!!
Here is my “T.G.I.K.M.F. Post...
Enjoy...
Happy Ray???
Just found this gem over at “JSTOR Daily” Daniel Grassian has observed that “despite its democratic overtures, the Metaverse is still dominated by wealth,” as less than 1 percent of the world’s population can afford the hardware to get online. “By no means an idyllic or edenic” space, the metaverse is, Grassian says, an overcrowded “urban megalopolis run amuck.” Even so, lots of fucktards prefer it to their pathetic state of reality. Many are even finding ways to remain within the metaverse permanently, even at the expense of their humanity. Always connected via portable terminals, they are nicknamed “gargoyles” because of how this connection warps their appearance. No shit!
Living in the Metaverse hasn’t warped me.
Haven’t heard anything recently about what’s happening with Jeff Bezos’s monster yacht. The one that’s being built in Rotterdam and had the locals up in arms because the boat was set to exceed the Koningshaven Bridge’s 131-ft clearance and would have required the bridge being taken apart then put back together again. The $500 million tub will be able to comfortably host 18 guests, plus a crew of 40 to cater to their every whim. No wonder it will reportedly cost around $25m to run annually. But the best part is that it comes with a 250-ft support vessel complete with a helicopter landing pad for his girlfriend’s chopper that she will use to fly in Bezos’ celebrity guests. This smaller yacht is expected to be loaded with an array of toys including jet skis, speedboats, luxury cars and perhaps even a personal submarine. Has Bezos overtaken Musk yet in the rich fuckers stakes?
I could put a tennis court on it!!!
Where is Elon “Chief Twat” Musk currently sitting on the richest fucker on the planet chart. Wanna bet he’s now down to number three, and if his Tesla stock continues to tank, (It dropped 11.4% yesterday) he might eventually fall of the chart completely. So far this year his net worth has fallen by 141 billion fucking dollars. Couldn’t happen to a nastier guy.
Orders from the moon are pouring in!!!
Ace Canadian AdScamer, Ray “Eh” Asks if I believe the current hype about AI ChatGPT eventually replacing copywriters in the ad biz. It’s possible, but only if you consider that the vast majority of the current copy being created in the average BDA is unadulterated shit. If you don’t believe me, just watch the upcoming Super Bowl. The days of the classics such as “Did you ever wonder how the man who drives the snowplow gets to the snowplow?” “Think Small” and “Lemon.” All from DDB in the sixties for VW. Artificial Intelligence would never have come up with those gems. Not even Hal.
Nothing artificial about this intelligence. He said modestly.
Yes, the day after Christmas is celebrated as Boxing Day, a national holiday in Britain, Canada, Australia and New Zealand. You are supposed to give your servants the day off, along with a gift in a box. December 26 is also the feast day of St. Stephen (St. Stephen’s Day), the patron saint of horses. Isn’t it amazing how many wonderful things you can learn on AdScam?
You can’t say neigh to that.
Have a good one. Don’t get too pissed... Oh, all right, go ahead and get as pissed as you want.
Cheers from me...
And cheers from Kate.
