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Buddy, can you spare some billions?

So, Elon “Chief Twat” Musk is out there, cap in hand, begging for more money to help keep the rapidly sinking S.S. Twitter afloat. He has sold off more than $3.5 billion worth of Tesla stock in his second round of Tesla share sales since buying Twitter. He also disclosed last month that Twitter had suffered “a massive drop in revenue” and was losing $4 million a day. He then raised the possibility of bankruptcy. The icing on the cake is that Tesla stock is down more than 57% this year.

Ganja time!!!

Calling all masochists...

For those of you who can’t get enough of me, I have a new piece over at Britain’s best Ad Biz site... MoreAboutAdvertising. It’s titled “George Parker: The best and the worst of 2022.” In it I give some well-deserved praise to one thing, then revert to doing my usual curmudgeonly best to kick the shit out of the rest of the crappy stuff. Breakfast beer time. Enjoy!

There's one thing I would never kick the shit out of. 

Trump Mania has no Bounds.

Earlier this week Der Trumpf went on his pathetic Truth Social site to inform us that he’d be making a “MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT” on Thursday... He did... For $99 you can now own a very bad digitally generated image of the Obergropenfuhrer cosplaying as a drastically slimmed down astronaut, fighter pilot, sheriff, hunter, or red-carpet celebrity. These are NFT’s which are “non-refundable” and “non-returnable. So, if you are nuts enough to buy them... You’re stuck with them. In a video promoting the project, Trump claims he’s “better than Abraham Lincoln, better than George] Washington.” He then says “each card comes with an automatic chance to win amazing prizes like dinner with me. I don’t know if that’s an amazing prize but it’s what we have.” To qualify for this prize, you have to spend $4,455 and also be a Nazi.

This should be in the set.

TikTok Tales...

Just what the fuck is all the TikTok fuss about? As a lot of brands, advertisers, and their BDA’s roll out TikTok strategies to reach young fucktards with nothing better to do than create juvenile videos, the China-owned site is scaring the shit out of American state governments. Texas, Maryland, Nebraska, South Carolina, South Dakota, North Dakota, and Indiana have either banned state employees from using the app on government phones, have proposed a ban, or sued the company for promoting inappropriate content for the app’s users. Maybe Der Trumpf can tempt the young wankers to join his joke of a social media site.

It's designed for little fingers. 

Star Power Sucks.

Between Larry David and Matt Damon shilling for crypto currency on the Super bowl, not to mention Michael Jackson and Tiger Woods being exposed for their sexual dilettantes, don’t you think it’s about time brands, and their BDA’s stopped coughing up mega-bucks for douchenozzles in their ads? Yeah... Wait til next year’s Super Bowl.

The kids loved me!!!

Sad, sad news...

Shock and horror... It has just been announced that Elon ”Chief Twat” Musk is no longer the richest person on the face of the planet. This according to both Forbes and Bloomberg, He is ceding the top spot to European luxury fashion douchenozzle, Bernard Arnault. Musk saw his pile of dosh diminish as shares of Tesla, took a recent dip. He is still, of course, obscenely wealthy, with a net worth of about $177 billion, second to Arnault’s roughly $189 billion. Attention... More news just in... Twitter has stopped paying rent on its offices and won't pay the severance packages it promised to laid-off workers.

I’m still a rich fucker though...

Twitter don’t need no stinkin’ trust & safety.

In his continuing quest to turn Twitter into a steaming pile of fascist shit, Elon “Chief Twat” Musk has just disbanded the sites Trust and Safety Council. This was a group of volunteers who offered the company outside expert advice about online safety. The company had this to say... "As Twitter moves into a new phase, we are reevaluating how best to bring external insights into our product and policy development work. As part of this process, we have decided that the Trust and Safety Council is not the best structure to do this." Oh right... Fuck Trust and fuck Safety. Leave it to the “Chief Twat” to make those decisions.

Mine... All mine!!!

Beer, beer, inglorious beer!

I wonder how Budweiser is doing with its mountains of Nuns Piss idling in the warehouses of Qatar. Since the stadiums have been forbidden to sell regular beer, they are awash in stacks of alcohol-free Budweiser Zero. Ads for the drink play on a loop on stadium screens, and refrigerators full of it sit within arm’s reach at concession stands, right next to the Coca-Cola. Budweiser Zero... That must be like drinking Nuns Piss without the piss!!!

Wheres the Nuns?

Boy... Is she fucked!!!

Der Trumpf’s appointee, U.S. District Judge Aileen Cannon, had ordered the special master review to potentially remove from criminal investigation any of the 11,000 documents from the investigation that were personal or fell under executive or attorney-client privilege. The appeals panel gave Trump a week to appeal to the Supreme Court by Thursday, but he didn't. Cannon formally dismissed the case today. She has also more than likely ended her “Judge Nozzle” career. That’s what happens when you kiss the Obergropenfuhrer’s arse. Without question, you will eventually end up...

Under the bus.

She’s barmy... But you already knew that!

Rampant fascist looney, Marjorie Taylor Greene, has suggested that the January 6^th, 2021, insurrection on the U.S. Capitol would have been successful if she’d been running the show. Greene made the comment during a speech filled with “one-liners trolling the political left” at the New York Young Republican Club. “I want to tell you something. If Steve Bannon and I had organized that, we would have won. Not to mention, we would’ve been armed.” Crazier than a shithouse rat.

How dare you Sir!!!