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It's November 5th.

Yes... It's guy Fawkes day. As I posted last week. when we were kids we would knock on doors and ask for "A penny for the Guy." None of that candy bullshit, anyway, there was a war going on so there was no candy. If they didn't give you money, after they closed the door, you peed on the doorstep. Ah, the good old days.

We didn't spend billions on costumes then!

It works...

For now. 

Lets's hope it continues to work.

Here's a bonus Kate.

This is a Test

What better to test with than Kate?

Let's hope it works.

 

 

 

Are Trump’s kids going under the bus?

At a rally last night in Sioux City, Iowa, Der Trumpf went on a rant about inheritance stating that “Some of us have horrible children.” He pointed out that when you kick the bucket you don’t have to leave all your loot to the little fuckers, you can donate it to charity. (Preferably his.) He then asked the crowd if they had “horrible children” who they wouldn’t want to pass their “farms” down to. Does this mean that everyone in the crowd owned a farm? Are they all called McDonald? For sure they are all MAGA “Morans.”

So that’s why he’s orange!!!

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Helping poor Elon!

Interesting article on MediaPost “Dear Elon.” In which Maarten Albarda offers advice to Musk on how he can reach out to prospective advertisers. Here’s the comment I posted... Musk has gone on record to say that he doesn't believe in advertising, which is why he's never spent a penny on it! What changed his mind? A billion here, a billion there? Maybe he should just shut his gob for a while.

Good advice for free!!!

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Herschel Walker’s ludicrous challenge to Obama.

You have to laugh when you read that Herschel Walker wants you to compare his resume with Barack Obama. Yes, he has fathered more children than Obama, although he didn’t recognize them for years. He’s also got rid of more children through abortions than Obama. His claims about his scholastic and business achievements are ludicrous. Having said all that, he just might get elected, which is a very sad reflection on the current state of America.  

That’s some resume!!!

Ms. Graham is fucked!!!

Clarence “my wife Gini and I never talk” Thomas raised a few eyebrows last week. Lindsey Graham was scheduled to testify in Georgia’s criminal investigation into alleged election interference, the South Carolina Republican had appealed to the high court, and the Fascist justice gave the senator a temporary reprieve, pausing the process. Many of Thomas’ critics assumed the worst, concluding that he was simply aiding a political ally. Who woulda thunk? Many legal experts, however, urged caution: As a matter of jurisdiction, Thomas handles emergency requests that arise out of Georgia, and the temporary hold did not necessarily mean the Supreme Court would ultimately side with Graham. Surprise, surprise... Apparently, they haven’t.

Oh, deary, deary!!!

The Musk maul of Twitter begins...

With the news that BDHC, Interpublic, issued a recommendation on Monday through its media agencies for clients to temporarily pause their spending on Twitter because of moderation concerns, also that The Global Alliance for Responsible Media, a coalition of platforms, advertisers and industry groups that is fighting harmful content on social media, said this week that it was monitoring how Twitter planned to deal with content moderation.... You have to wonder if any of his minions have reminded Musk of the time when Rupert “The Wizened of Oz” Murdoch bought MySpace for $600 million, spent three years fucking it up, then had to sell it for $30 million.

If it ain’t broke...

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I’m back... Hopefully for good!!!

Typepad appears to be running as it should with all the requisite features one would expect. I don’t know what the fuck they have been doing for the last couple of weeks, but hopefully all the bugs and cock ups have been sorted out and you can look forward to once again enjoying all the coruscate intelligence and wisdom of AdScam... He said modestly. Fingers crossed.

Better yet... Legs!!!

It’s Halloween... Another fake American holiday!!!

When I first came to America, I went into my New York bank and was surprised to seel all the people who worked there dressed were dress as wizards, witches and giant peanuts. I asked one of them what was going on. Oh, she replied, it’s a holiday, it’s Halloween. I replied, well if it’s a holiday, why are you all still working? She didn’t get it. When I was a kid, long before you where all born, we didn’t do Halloween, we did Guy Fawkes day. We didn’t do candy either, ‘cos there was none through the war. Instead we asked for a “A penny for the Guy.” If they didn’t give us one, after they had closed the door, we peed on their step.

Ah, the good old days!

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