AdScam/The Horror!

Oooops... Oooops... Again...

Ace Canadian AdScamer, Rayban, Eh...Wants to know why there are no Kate pics on T.G.I.K.M.F. My bad... Obviously, too much breakfast beer. So, here you go!!!

Enjoy!!!

Legs that lie...

Continuing with my anti ZuckerNozzle tirade... Earlier this week the Meta genius took to the stage to demonstrate that, having spent billions of dollars to develop a virtual reality universe (Horizon Worlds) that looked like it was something created twenty years ago, but, not to worry, the Meta Clowns were working on it to make it look like it was created a dozen years ago. Integral to this upgrade was the fact that avatars would no longer be mere floating torsos but would soon have legs. To demonstrate Zuck showed a video of himself jumping up and down. Problem is, it was a fake. Meta has since issued a follow-up statement, which says “To enable this preview of what’s to come, the segment featured animations created from motion capture.” Yeah... Go blow some more billions.

Capture this motion.

How to blow millions to no effect!

You have to wonder about the multi-millions of dollars pissed away on political TV ads, when you read that 49% of registered voters don’t have traditional TV. A recent study shows that 80% stream. In addition, it shows that on a national level, independents, who are without doubt the key swing voter block, are least likely to have traditional TV (42%). In key battleground states, just 39% report having it currently. Still... Don’t tell that to the cretinous  MAGA “Morans” who get all their information from Fox “Fair and Fucked up” news.

Obviously “Home Schooled!”  

Enough about me... Now, about me!

Did you see that at a recent wedding taking place at Der Trumpf’s Florida “Palace of Vulgarity,” He grabbed the microphone and spent several minutes talking about himself instead of speaking about the bride and groom. “I just want to say it's been an honour to be your president,” he told the guests, according to a video tweeted by lawyer Ron Filipkowski. “And so many of my friends are in this room, and they happen to be Jewish. And they said tonight, that no president has done more for Israel than I had.” The attorney quipped. “Most romantic wedding speech ever. Really makes it all about the happy couple.”

What a wanker...

Oh yes... Oh fucking yes.

News just in that Alex Jones and his Infowars’ parent company, Free Speech Systems, must pay close to $1 billion to the family members of eight victims of the shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary and an F.B.I. agent who responded to the scene of the 2012 massacre, which killed 20 first graders and six educators. That's the one he described as a hoax. Couldn’t happen to a more deserving piece of rancid shit.

Takes one to know one!!!

ZuckerNozzle gives you a leg up!

Stick with me as I will continue to milk the Metaverse Madness as long as ZuckerNozzle continues fucking it up. On Tuesday during the Meta Connect event he revealed the amazing news that the metaverse is getting a major upgrade. After a year of being floating torsos, people in the totally fucked up Horizon Worlds are finally getting legs. Unfortunately, you’ll have to wait ‘til sometime next year to enjoy this wonderful feature. The other mind-boggling news from the event was that you can now buy Meta’s newest virtual reality headset, the Quest Pro for a mere $1,499. Rumor has it that to soften the blow, they will throw in a pair of virtual leg warmers for your newly “legged” avatar.

I think you overdid the leg bit!!!

Metaverse cons the ad biz.

Metaverse Madness is now the next big thing in the ad biz. Apparently, Chicago-based marketing agency Blue Chip just held its 40th anniversary party in the metaverse supposedly as a way to give employees experience designing and operating in it and clients the chance to imagine marketing opportunities. These included such amazing shit as letting employees browse a gallery of Blue Chip’s award-winning work from the past 40 years. (Shouldn’t they already know about that?) Then the various ugly avatars showed off their moves on a dance floor (Dancing avatars. What next?) Then competed for prizes (best avatars and scavenger hunts). Obviously, the prizes were virtual, so worthless. The event culminated in a video toast led by Blue Chip CEO Stanton Kawer. The booze was also virtual so fucking pointless.

She went to a real party!!!

Meta Moronics continue...

To show you just how totally fucked up the current Metaverse bullshit is. Today, there’s a headline on Web3... “It’s lonely on the Mataverse: Decentraland’s 38 users in a $1.3 billion ecosystem.” As they point out, while metaverse platforms Decentraland and The Sandbox both have below 1,000 daily active users, they each have over $1 billion in valuation. So, who's actually using the metaverse right now? I don’t know... And if I don’t know, nobody fucking knows. He said modestly...

I'll drink to that!!!

The continuing cock up at Meta.

You have to laugh at the news that employees working at Meta are calling important metaverse projects "make Mark happy" as ZuckerNozzle continuously shifts his priorities and targets. This according to Sunday’s The New York Times. Two workers at Meta, (used to be called Arsebook, remember?) told The Times that "make Mark happy" was shortened into the acronym "MMH." And that some employees have used it as a joke to refer to the never ending and continually changing insane projects he wants created in the metaverse. But, be warned...

Do not fuck with Zuck!!!  

Boo Hoo for the Banks...

Interesting to read that a number of big mother fucking banks are likely to lose more than $500 million as they are obliged to fund MuskNozzle’s $44 billion takeover of Twitter. The banks, led by Morgan Stanley and six others, including Barclays and Bank of America, committed six months ago to raise $13bn in debt to finance Musk’s purchase – an agreement that does not hinge on whether they are able to sell the debt on to stupid investors. So, they are well and truly fucked. You have to feel sorry for the wankers doncha? 

As Zippy would say... Naaah!!!