AdScam/The Horror!

Cleaning up the Super Bowl.

We will soon be engulfed in Super Bowl madness as clients are about to splurge $6.5 million on mostly bad 30 second spots, which is an increase of 18% over last years $5.5 million. Today’s prime example, Irish Spring soap, with a soporific commercial about some fucktard on a raft who gets washed up (Washed up... Get it?) on a mysterious Island where everyone wears white and smells loverrrrly. Irish Springs marketing nozzle tells us that the brands appearance in the Big Game is to signal to viewers, “We’re not just this heritage brand; we’re a brand for the future.” For young shoppers, this may be their first time seeing a major push from Irish Spring. Well, Mr. Marketingtard... Based on this piece of shit, it might also be the last time.

Erin Go Brahg... Or Brahg Less....

Trump’s so-called “Children.”

So, Der Trumpf has accused the January 6^th investing panel of going after “Children,” cos they want Ivanka to appear before them. “It’s a very unfair situation for my children. Very, very unfair,” Der Obergropenfuhrer said in a recent interview. “It’s a disgrace, what’s going on. They’re using these things to try and get people’s minds off how incompetently our country is being run,” he continued. “And they don’t care. They’ll go after children.” Hey Orange One, Ivanka is not a child. She is, in fact, a 40-year-old adult woman with children of her own.

Who goes after children?

Bitcoin bites the bullet...

I’ll be honest with you... I have no idea what the fuck bitcoin is. But I did gleefully choke on my breakfast beer when I read that the price of bitcoin has fallen from its November highs of nearly $70,000 to now around $35,000. On Saturday, bitcoin, the world’s largest cryptocurrency by market value, had fallen around 9 percent in just 24 hours. Since the start of the year, it has fallen around 23 percent. Meanwhile, Ethereum, the second largest cryptocurrency, fared even worse, dropping around 15 percent over 24 hours and roughly 35 percent since the new year. Couldn’t happen to a nicer scam.

So THAT’S what it’s for!!!