AdScam/The Horror!

A billion here, a billion there...

As I have posted before... The world’s richest douchenozzle, Elon Musk, wants to buy twitter for $43 billion. Which is pocket change for the man who will soon become the universes first Trillionaire. However, Twitter has other ideas and is adopting a limited-duration shareholder rights plan (the “Rights Plan”), otherwise known as a “poison pill.” I have no fucking idea what that is, or how it works, but if it stops him from getting Der Trumpf back into “Twitter-Storm” mode, I’m all for it.

Good luck with that!

 

 

Kate says happy Easter...

Yes, it’s Friday Yes, it’s Kate Day. And Kate does bunnies. Plus, an added bonus...

The bonus... Lottie, Kate's little sister.

NFT Fuckery... Ha... Ha...

Boy, it certainly made my Easter when I read this headline in the Guardian... “Man who paid $2.9 million for NFT of Jack Dorsey’s first tweet set to lose almost $2.9 million.” Crypto entrepreneur Douchenozzle, Sina Estavi made headlines in March 2021 when he paid $2.9m for an NFT of Twitter boss Jack Dorsey’s first tweet. Laughingly, his efforts to resell it have gone down the shitter, with a top bid of just $6,800 The initial purchase was then the most expensive sales of an NFT, and came amid a flurry of interest in the niche crypto assets. The wanker stuck with it describes it as “The Mona Lisa of the digital world.”

No it ain’t... It’s truly fungible!!!

I’m bored, but not suicidal! ***

Loyal AdScamer’s will have noted that I am posting less about the ad biz and more about other things that either amuse me or piss me off. That’s ‘cos the ad biz is not only fucked up, it’s also become totally predictable and downright boring. I get all the usual ad trades which are now full of digital, crypto, AI, metaverse, etc, etc, cobblers. Nothing worth reading. Case in point... Todays AdWeek has a long piece titled... “You can relax, Twitter: Guitar Center adds a “G” to it’s logo.” It goes on and on about this earth shattering happening. The headline on this piece relates to the suicide note that George Saunders left...

*** I’m bored!

 

Musk has a mint in his basement.

You know there’s too much money floating around in the billionaire, oligarch cesspit when you read that Elon Musk is offering to buy Twitter for $43 BILLION in CASH!!! Then take it private. Holy fucking shit, just where does he keep that much cash... Under the mattress? Ya think maybe Der Trumpf is kicking in a few of his non-existent billions so Musk will let him back on Twitter. Oh wait a minute, now that he has his hugely successful, growing like gang busters, “Truth Social” he doesn’t need twitter... Sarcasm alert!

He also has a printing press.

Trump does a lousy half million.

News today that Der Trumpf's Save America PAC has given half a million dollars to the Get Georgia Right PAC, which is working to unseat incumbent Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp. This is the Obergropenfuhrer’s first financial investment in the current election cycle. Couple of things... It ain’t actually the fake billionaire’s money, it was donated by the MEGA “Morans” who are currently sending him their welfare check dollars to buy him a new jet. Secondly based on his track record those millions will disappear when he decides not to run in 2024. After all, considering what he said about Biden last time around, he will be too old to run.

Hows that coming along. As well as Truth Social?

 

 

 

ZuckerNozzle needs your money...

I nearly chocked on my breakfast beer when I read that Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced virtual goods will be for sale inside his company’s budding metaverse property Horizon Worlds. This will allow fucktards to sell digital products to other fucktards. For this privilege the creators of these lame arse objects will have to kick back 50% of the proceeds to Meta. Which ultimately means ZuckerNozzle. Wanna bet it will have to real money and not some digital coin shit?

Digital, they ain't!!! 

 

All the news that’s fit to flog.

I’m sure you’ve heard of the study by Stanford University that paid MAGA “Morans” big bucks to stop watching Fox and switch to CNN. The study shows that Fox News isn’t just a media outlet that affirms its viewers' worldviews, it also feeds them a distorted version of reality that pushes them toward more extreme opinions. The good news is that some of these people can be changed when exposed to better information. Ya think the big bucks might have something to do with it?

They stopped paying us. So, it’s back to Fox.

It’s tough at the top.

There’s no question that the Big Dumb Holding Companies (BDHC’s) are doing very well... For senior management... Fuck the troops! News today that WPP’s CEO trousered $5million last year, whilst the CEO collected even more at $6.2million. Well he would, wouldn’t he? After all, he’s in charge of the dosh. Still, its peanuts compared to the Poisoned Dwarf who pocketed $66million one year when he was running the place. I guess those Shepard’s Market visits don’t come cheap, do they?

Cohibas don't come cheap either!

Tiger Titillation...

I did a post a couple of days ago about the ongoing fascination with Tiger Woods in spite of the fact that he hasn’t won anything, or even been in contention, for the last few years. This was demonstrated on Saturday by the New York Times, which in the sports section had a two page article on the Augusta Masters Tournament. All it talked about was Tiger and how shitty he was playing, but how they were sure he would come storming back. He didn’t. The piece was accompanied by seven photos... Six featured Tiger. One small one featured Scotty Scheffler, the eventual winner. Guys, that's pathetic.

Hey New York Times. Here's another golfer past his prime. Not that he ever had one...