So, Rihanna is going to headline the halftime show during the upcoming Super Bowl Fuck Fest in February. Apple Music will be the presenting sponsor, having coughed up $50 million for the privilege. Now you know why iPhones are so expensive. I always laugh when I see the captain of the winning team running around yelling... “We are the World Champions.” No, you fucktard. You are the champions of America ‘cos only American teams play in it. Anyway... I don’t watch it.
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