In the never ending “You can’t make this shit up” category. News just in that Jared Kushner says he’s trying to keep his body in shape because he might one day become immortal.” Yes, he actually said that, though later claimed it was in jest. Wanna bet he’s using all those Saudi billions to have his head cryogenically frozen and put in a Mar-a-Largo closet for a couple of hundred years. When it’s taken out, will he have to contend with an unfrozen Der Trumpf claiming he won the last hundred elections, but they were stolen from him.
Don't worry, Ivanka is on the job...