The big news today is that Ace AdScamer Lisa, she of the infallible KateDar, points us in the direction of the news that Kate Moss is now the “Creative Director” od Diet Coke. Yes indeed. Makes a change from the coke she used to stuff up her nose. I never ceased to be amazed at the big bucks’ companies will shell out for celebrities to take on some fake title. Reminds me of the time when Blackberry hired Alicia Keys as their “Brand ambassador,” and the day after the big event in NYC, she was caught tweeting from (wait for it) her iPhone! Blackberry soon went out of business. Also, when Will.I.AM was appointed as Intel’s “Global Director of Creative Innovation,” Then took time off from designing logos (Possibly the world’s most embarrassing video) to shoot a really, really fucking bad video for Lexus, which tells you absolutely nothing about the car, but shows Will.I.AM moon dancing and striking stupid poses in ridiculous outfits. The main attribute for Kates new mega-deal is that apparently, her lipstick will match the color of the Coke can. Tough to get that up your nose.
No diet here!!!