Let’s get one thing straight right away... Texas sucks. I used to go there a lot, Dallas, Houston and Austin. Monster freeways with monster trucks sporting gun racks and cow horns. Guys with big cowboy hats and women with big fur coats, even in the summer. Anyway, why the rant? Cos’ I just read that Anheuser Busch says that one in every seven “Nuns Piss” Bud Lights sold -- or 14% of the brand’s total -- is sold in the Lone Star State. Weird when you consider that Texas comprises just 8.74% of the U.S. population, And apparently not enough for Bud Light, since the brand is now doubling down on its Texas marketing with a state-specific ad campaign featuring Rodeo riders wearing big hats. As you would expect... Just like the beer, the ads suck. No surprises there!
The A-B workers take a fag break.