It is a well-known fact that Tucker Carlson is Fox News number one fucktard, spouting bullshit to the MAGA “Morans” slavishly following his dreadful program. Now, he has topped himself in ridiculousness by telling us that American men’s testosterone levels are in total collapse. But, not to worry... He has a cure... You should stand naked and spread-eagle yourself on top of a large rock at twilight and gaze heavenward as a red laser illuminates your genitals. Carlson backs this up by bringing on his expert “fitness professional” Andrew McGovern. McGovern recommends that you “expose yourself to red-light therapy and the Joovv” — a brand of red light — “that we were using in the documentary.” “Which is testicle tanning,” Carlson explains. Personally, I would call it “Junk” science.
Your “Joovv” has arrived...