You have to wonder how fucking dumb so many people are to fall for some of the shit out there. Just look at beverages... MediaPost tells us that “Hoplark touts first Zero-Calorie non-alcoholic brew.” We are also informed that Hoplark will soon introduce Really Really Hoppy, which will be their take on a West Coast IPA using Simcoe and Citra hops and decaf black tea. Yes folks, no booze, just tea. Mind you, if you are truly looking for zero everything, get your arse over to Heineken’s site in the totally insane mega con job... Metaverse. There you can see how Heineken Silver delivers fuck all. No calories. No hidden ingredients. No taste. And... NO BEER!
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