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“Mr. Big” blows it.

If you wanted further proof that no one on Wall Street knows fuck all about fuck all, on Thursday exercise bike company, Peloton’s shares, which had already lost half of their value in the past month after a negative first-quarter earnings report, dropped further, losing nearly $5, to close at $40.70. The reason? ‘Cos in the first episode of the dreadful re-boot of “Sex and the City,” “Mr. Big,” now married to the show’s protagonist, Carrie Brandshaw, drops dead in their apartment after an intense 45-minute workout on a Peloton stationary bike. Hey guys.... It’s not real, it’s just a crappy TV show.

Get a real bike!!!

 

 

I didn’t forget!!!

Welcome to T.G.I.K.M.F. Enjoy the Facebook banned pics!!!

Better than Murdoch's Beaver!!!

I didn’t forget!!!

Welcome to T.G.I.K.M.F. Enjoy the Facebook banned pics!!!

Better than Murdoch's Beaver!!!

What the fuck will he do with it?

Did you see that The Wizened of Oz (Rupert Murdoch) and his current wife, Jerry Hall, have bought a massive cattle ranch in Montana that belonged to the fascist Koch family? Apparently the 340,000-acre property, known as Beaver-Head... Yes, I said Beaver!!! Went for a mere $200 million dollars. As “Rupe” is pushing 91, I expect Jerry, who is a mere 65, is looking forward to a few pleasant solo years there. Perhaps with Mick?

He’s only 78!

Bringing fun back to driving!

You know that things are really getting fucked up when you read that Tesla recently introduced a software update that will allow drivers to play video games on the dashboard touch screen... WHILST THE CAR IS IN MOTION.” This is insane, ‘cos you know there are fucktards out there who will do just that. Probably the same wankers who won’t get vaccinated or wear masks to avoid the "Fake" virus. Meantime, on Thursday, Elon Musk sold another $965 MILLION in stock. ‘Cos he fucking can!!!

Now I can play Pong in space!

 

Bring back “Bunga Bunga.”

In the “You can’t make this shit up” category, I nearly choked on my breakfast beer when I read that Silvio Berlusconi is all “fired up” to run for the Italian Presidency. Fuck, he’s older than me. Which is pretty fucking old. But, as The Guardian points out, he once promised his mother that one day he would be President of Italy. And you can’t break a promise to your mum, can you?

Let the Bunga Begin...

 

Let’s buy more shit!!!

Every day, I check the ad biz news, and every day I read that WPP has bought another company. Today it’s branding and design agency “Made Thought.” We are told that “Made Thought” will be integrated into AKQA and combined with Universal Design Studio and Map Project Office to form a design-focused unit called The New Standard. Oh well that sounds really fucking exciting. When the Poisoned Dwarf ran the evil empire, he bought over 600 companies More than half disappeared within a couple of years after the principles had cashed out and gone off to start something else they could sell down the road. So, what was the fucking point?

Bigger is not necessarily better.

 

Go West... Or East... But somewhere cheap.

We are informed that Publicis Groupe in its never-ending largesse will allow its employees to work anywhere in the world for six weeks. This “Work Your World” program will allow you to go to exotic places such as Rio, Paris, Rome, even here, fun filled Boise. Mind you, Publicis isn’t going to pay for your accommodation or travel expenses. So, don’t get too ambitious. And Tibet is definitely out of the question.

Too bad eh???

Fox on Fire...

Talk about poetic fucking justice... This just in... A man was arrested last night for setting fire to the Fox News, New York, giant, 100,000 light Christmas tree. ABC NEWS informs us... “Police arrested a man overnight in connection with the fire in Midtown Manhattan. No word on a motive.”  Listen ABC, you don’t need a motive when you want to set fire to Fox News. You just need a better escape route.

Aaaawww... Poor old fuck. Someone burned his tree!

How to succeed as a wanker.

I’m sure you are all familiar with the stink caused by Better.com Douchenozzle CEO, Vishal Garg, when he fired 900 employees over Zoom. Not surprisingly his reputation as a fucktard goes back to last year, when Forbes revealed the contents of an email to employees from Garg: “HELLO — WAKE UP BETTER TEAM. You are TOO DAMN SLOW. You are a bunch of DUMB DOLPHINS and…DUMB DOLPHINS get caught in nets and eaten by sharks. SO STOP IT. STOP IT. STOP IT RIGHT NOW. YOU ARE EMBARRASSING ME.” That same Forbes article revealed that Garg was the subject of a number of lawsuits from the likes of PIMCO and Goldman Sachs for things like “improper and even fraudulent activity at two prior business ventures, and of misappropriating “tens of millions of dollars.” No surprises then... Capitalism at work...

He should have been sprayed as a kid...