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Things do not go better with Coke...

Did you see that Cristiano Ronaldo single handedly wiped $4 billion off the share price of Coca-Cola yesterday when he removed two bottles of the “Sugary Fizzy Drink (That was Steve Jobs description of it many years ago) during a press conference at the European Championship. Ronaldo followed it by holding up a bottle of water before declaring in Portuguese: “Agua!”, appearing to encourage people to choose that instead. Coca-Cola is one of the official sponsors of Euro 2020. They were not too pleased about it. Reminds me of when Budweiser Sponsored the World Cup in Germany. One of Der Krauts said he wouldn’t even wash his car in that Nun’s Piss...

Puts a loverrrrly sheen on my “Roller.”

Tut... Tut... Tut...

I can’t believe we forgot that yesterday, June 14^th, 2021, war Der Trumpf’s 75 birthday. Yes, he was born in Jamaica Hospital Medical Center 75 years ago. Which raises the questions...Is he a closet Rasta? Does he have a green card? Is he still lusting after his daughter? When is he going to jail?

Still flying high!!!

Lara’s looney border solution.

There’s no avoiding the fact that every member of Der Trump’s family is shit house rat crazy. The latest demonstration of this was when Lara Trump went on Fox news, where else? To discuss her suggested solution for the Mexican border problems. What else? This was her advice... “I guess they better arm up and get guns and be ready. And maybe they’re going to have to start taking matters into their own hands.” In other words, “Looney Lara” is suggesting Americans shoot refugees who try to cross the border. However, if you need further proof of her idiocy, just look at who she married.

You already got plenty at Trump hotels...

A night to remember...

Over at Adweek, there’s an interesting piece on the infamous night in 1991 when the annual Clio awards show turned into a giant fuck fest with the audience storming the stage and stealing the statuettes. All cos dear old Bill Evans, the then Clio president, had fucked off with all the entry fees and money to feed his massive coke habit and pay for all his rent boys. Bill, who died many years ago, was once a Yellow Pages art director, acquired the Clios in 1972 for $150,000 and built it into a multimillion-dollar company that payed for his many and various dodgy habits. Actually, I was there at the time, I’ll never forget it. And no, I didn’t steal any of the statuettes. I already had a few at home... He said modestly.

I was there with George... Even though I was only 15...

Rollicking Robots get Bollocking...

Even if you think what you do is “Creative,” and you will never be replaced by AI and all the other ever-growing wizardry, don’t bet on it. Recently in Charlotte, North Carolina, a local newspaper was completely written and produced using AI. The newsletter was eminently readable, even though the Charlotte Ledger had to issue five corrections in its next issue, with the biggest problem the fact that the AI had written in the “Things to do in Charlotte” section about the historic “Olde Towne East neighborhood.” Problem is, Charlotte has no such neighborhood. A Google search revealed Olde Towne East is actually in Columbus, Ohio. Oh dear... r2d2 fucked up again.

How can I make it up to you?

Kanye Kobblers...

As the first product to come out of the Kanye “I am God” West/Gap collaboration, we are graced with his bright blue, puffy, polyester, closure less abomination of a coat. From its bulbous shape, It looks to me like it was inspired by his soon to be ex-wife’s arse. In true “Yeezy” style, it’s actually a rip-off of the Norma Kamali graceful sleeping bag coat of several years ago. Here’s Kanye stepping out of his limo wearing one. But what the fuck is on his head? Looks like permafrost or spaghetti.

Kanye for POTUS 2024... Ya think?