The Guardian tells us that Facebook plans to change its name as part of a company rebrand. “Fuckbook,” perhaps? Can you imagine what would happen if ZuckerNozzle actually held a competition aimed at coming up with the most suitable name. My contribution would be “ZuckFuckFace.” Worth millions, Zucks for a tenner. When I read the piece a bit further I realized they are merely changing the name of the holding company. Oh yeah, that’ll solve their image problem.
How about “Bad Habit?” Get it?